Playboy Pleasure Come Hither Prostate Massager - 2 AM
Playboy Pleasure Come Hither Prostate Massager - 2 AM
โจ Don't Forget the Lube ๐ฆ
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Darling, it's time to embrace your inner fabulousness with our "Oh, Honey!" Prostate Massager! Let this magical wand work wonders on your most intimate of areas, transporting you to a world of pure bliss, all while looking absolutely *fetch*. ๐โจ
โจ Shimmy with these sassy specs: โจ
- Vibrating Prostate Shaft (a.k.a. your new BFF) with a tantalizing "Come Hither" Motion ๐
- Material: Luxuriously soft, body-safe silicone (Phthalate & Latex free, of course) ๐
- Dimensions: Height 5.11โ, Depth 5.2โ, Width 1.4โ (Perfect for any queen) ๐
- Insertable Length: 4" (Just right, Goldilocks) ๐ป
- Diameter: 1.07" (No pain, all gain, honey!) ๐
- 10 bootylicious vibration speeds & rhythms in the base ๐บ
- 10 irresistible "come hither" motion speeds in the head ๐
- Power On/Off: Just hold the button for 3 seconds (It's not rocket science, sweetie) ๐
- USB Rechargeable (Save the planet, one orgasm at a time) ๐
- Charging Time: 90 mins (Less time than your skincare routine, babe) โฑ
- 60 minutes of pure ecstasy (You're welcome) ๐
- Remote control included (For when you're feeling extra lazy) ๐ฎ
- 25ft range (The world is your oyster, darling!) ๐
- Remote uses 1 CR 2032 battery (We've got you covered) ๐
- Waterproof & Submersible (Yes, even mermaids can enjoy) ๐งโโ๏ธ
- Year Manufacturer's Warranty (Because we *know* you'll be obsessed) ๐
๐๐ A Prostate Pleasure Fairytale ๐๐
Imagine a world where every caress sends shivers down your spine, and every touch leaves you breathless. Welcome to the Land of "Oh, Honey!" where your dreams become reality. Our Prostate Massager has been expertly designed to address all your desires, tickling your fancy in ways you never thought possible. ๐
With 10 powerful vibration speeds, rhythms, and "come hither" motion speeds, there's no limit to the pleasure you can experience. And the best part? It's all controlled with a handy remote, so you can focus on the important things โ like looking fabulous and feeling like the king you are. ๐ธ
So, why wait any longer? Indulge yourself and embark on a whimsical adventure with our "Oh, Honey!" Prostate Massager. After all, you deserve it, darling! ๐๐
๐๐ There's More, Honey! ๐๐
But wait, there's more! Our "Oh, Honey!" Prostate Massager isn't just a one-trick pony. It's the Swiss Army knife of pleasure, ready to conquer any bedroom challenge you throw its way. ๐
๐ Share the Love: With a 25ft range on the remote, this fabulous massager is perfect for solo play or adding a little spice to date night with your significant other. Keep them guessing what naughty surprises you have in store! ๐๐
๐ Dive into Pleasure: Waterproof and submersible, the "Oh, Honey!" Prostate Massager is ready for aquatic adventures. Unwind in a steamy bubble bath or take a dip in the pool โ this diva won't let you down. ๐๐
๐ Power Play: Say goodbye to the days of hunting for batteries. With a USB rechargeable design and a 60-minute run time, you'll never run out of juice when you need it most. Plus, the environment will thank you! ๐ฑ
๐ The Ultimate Gift: Looking for the perfect present for your fabulous friend? The "Oh, Honey!" Prostate Massager is the gift that keeps on giving. Just don't forget to include a cheeky wink when you hand it over. ๐๐
So, are you ready to unleash your inner diva and experience the sensual satisfaction you deserve? Don't keep the "Oh, Honey!" Prostate Massager waiting โ add it to your cart now and let the pleasure party begin! ๐๐๐
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