How to Make your Jizz Taste Like Juice

Did your last hookup spit out your load immediately? Does your man say your load is bitter? Maybe you've noticed that in relationships, guys are reluctant to go down on your man-meat. Don't worry about it! Jizz has a unique flavor, but cum hungry homos know the taste of their favorite cum dispenser just as well as they know the taste of a vodka soda.

Cum is pretty interesting in that it takes on different flavors based on your diet and lifestyle. You actually have a lot of control over how your load tastes. Diet and exercise play a massive role, alongside alcohol consumption and drug use, and smoking, of course. It's not a secret that the healthier you are, the better your body is at producing high-quality sperm.

There have been believers for centuries that ingested sperm was like drinking from the fountain of youth. I don't know about y'all, but the next time I want head, I'm using that line! Basically, just another reason to pick up your end of the slack and make your semen taste the very best it can. Oral sex will be much more enjoyable, especially the final show!

Semen is basically made up of water and sugars, specifically fructose, sodium, and some other vitamins and minerals. I've talked before about increasing the size of your load, so the next logical step is explaining how to make your jizz taste like juice for your favorite cum dump.

The natural taste of your load can shift from bleach or pungent booze to taste sweet and salty. You have a natural flavor, for sure, and it may lean more intense to milder, similar to how some guys have intense BO, and some don't. You can tweak it though through a handful of lifestyle and diet changes.

Maybe you think your load is fine because you've sampled a dab or gave yourself a facial. Heck, he probably swallows or casually leaves your load on your cock, so you're none the wiser to what he actually thinks. He might not want to hurt your feelings or bring up something he doesn't know how to fix, so he just stays quiet.

You could straight up ask him, but in the heat of the moment, he might just say something like it's hot to swallow or eating your load turns him on. Avoiding the real question. He may just be avoiding potential hurt feelings, but you can do your part. By eating and drinking the right things, you can make your load taste so good he'll be begging for seed all the time!

What you can avoid that is making your load taste bad

The flavor of your semen can be dramatically changed by several foods and lifestyle choices. LEt's jump right in!

Smoking

Frequent smokers, tobacco or marijuana, will notice their load is infused with Eau de stale cigarettes. Not cute. It might be even stronger if you smoked just before sex, the smoke flavor will come out of your skin, too. Smoking fucks up the rest of your shit anyway, like your smile and breathe, and like lungs. So, it's probably not a bad idea to ditch this vice ASAP.

Drugs and Booze

We all love a good toke or a shot of our favorite whiskey, but your man can taste the altered flavor in your jizz. It'd be a better idea to hold off to a post-sex cocktail. 

Dairy

The health benefits of dairy products are well known. They add healthy bacteria to aid in digestion and make many of us gassy and bloated, not a great recipe for gay sex. No one wants to have a puffy belly when they're trying to show off in the bedroom. Put down the milk, cheese, yogurt, and even butter before sex. Y'all can get a post-fuck ice cream treat when the deed is done.

Meat

Vegans and vegetarians have the best-tasting loads, from personal experience. Red meat adds an extra salty flavor to your hot jizz, but maybe your guy likes salty man-juice. It's best to stick to lighter meats or try going pescatarian to improve the taste of your load. You could even try a meatless Monday and ask his thoughts on your load that day or the one after.

High-sulphur foods

Cauliflower, cabbage, and broccoli are high in sulphur. Even wine has sulphur you can watch out for. They enhance the flavor profile of your semen, and not for the better.

Caffeine

Some caffeine is to be expected, at least I hope so because I live off that shit. Just try to avoid having too much. Caffeine can add a bitter taste to your jizz, and that does not spark joy for the cum hungry among us.

Processed foods

We know we should avoid these on the best of days, but did you know they impact the taste of your semen? Fast food, fries, even pizza and deep-fried chicken, add a bitter taste to your load. For your belly, both inside and out, and for your sex-capades, try to avoid them.

Asparagus

We all know what eating asparagus does to our pee, imagine what it does to your load. I bet your man knows precisely what it does to your jizz.

What can make your semen taste better

Ok, now that that's out of the way, we can take a look at what you can do to improve the flavor of your jizz. Some are great to eat all day, and others a better saved for dinner. You want to regularly cycle these foods through your diet to have a fantastic load all the time.

It's not just for your jizz either. It will also benefit your overall diet and general health. A good rule of thumb is to avoid the things that aren't good for your health because your overall health impacts your semen the most. Keep in mind that we enjoy flavors as much with our nose as we do our tongue. They're super related.

Sweeteners

There are quite a few delicious things that sweeten your load. Cinnamon, wheatgrass, parsley, lemon, and even peppermint noticeably sweeten your jizz. Naturally sweet foods, like the classic pineapple, make your freshly milked load taste sweet and delicious. You can also try plums, kiwis, or blueberries for a similar effect.

Cranberries

You might think the tart fruit would negatively affect your man-juice, but it actually helps balance your body's pH levels, including your semen. It's a great fruit that also helps keep the rest of your body running smoothly too! Cranberry juice is even the go-to cure for UTIs, it just so happens that it helps with the taste of your semen, also.

Celery

The high levels of vitamin C help flush out any saltiness in your semen. With the added bonus of being a negative calorie intake (it takes more to digest celery than what nourishment celery provides. It has an added bonus of being super hydrating too, which keeps things flowing down there.

Enhancers

Ok, well, this might be more of an attention grab. It's pretty doubtful that pills or other products really do much to improve your load. Whole foods and juices from the above suggestions go a lot further.

The biggest improver is probably just drinking higher volumes of water than you usually would. If you have a healthy diet, flushing everything out of your body goes a long way to improving the taste of your load. It's a great way to last longer in bed (because you're hydrated) and have a tasty treat for your man, too!

Plan for it

Ok, so you love asparagus. Eat it, no one is stopping you. But maybe not for your anniversary dinner or his birthday when you know you're gonna get down and dirty later. It's basically the same idea as not ordering a garlicky dinner for the first date, consuming anything that makes your load more pungent is not going to be ideal in the bedroom later.

If you find it bad on your breath, chances are it won't taste great in your load, either. If it's not good for the rest of your body or it has noticeable drawbacks, chances are it won't be any better for your load. When your load has less processed food flavour and you're eating a healthy diet with lots of fruit, you'll have the best-tasting load around. Talk about husband material!

Why a healthier diet is beneficial for your sperm

Clean food in means clean releases out. You probably know that eating healthier gives you better bowel movements, and your weekend binging throws that off track. It has the same effects on your sperm. Basically, living a healthy lifestyle with regular exercise and a healthier diet keeps your semen tasting better. Semen is an excellent marker for your general well-being, so things that aren't good for you tend to have adverse effects. Drinking, smoking weed, doing drugs, and even a high coffee consumption all add bitterness to your man-juice.

Opt for natural sugars to improve the taste of your seed. Vegans and veg-heads have it down pat, eating more fruit and vegetables will give you the best tasting semen. Avoiding salty meats will help in spades too, no one wants to swallow your load and go, "Hmm, that's salty."

If you're looking for the recipe for a delicious load, turn this list into a smoothie or powershot!

• Pineapple & pineapple juice
• Wheatgrass
• Parsley
• Lemon Juice
• And a touch of peppermint extract (the real stuff)

With this, you'll have tastier loads and a healthier diet to boot! Two birds, one stone, case closed. Try adding a little cinnamon if it is hard for you to stomach.