Bondage Bearz Gimpy Glen

Hooded, chained and very huggable

Gimpy Glen is a bondage teddy bear: a soft plush bear in a black faux leather gimp hood, a collar with a chain to his paw, and studded briefs. A gag gift for the leather guy's shelf, not a toy for the bedroom. Give Glen to the guy who ties you down and takes your ass; he'll get the joke.

Best forGifts for the leather guy, pup or bear who already owns the real gear.

Sunday reset, solo. You dust the bar cart and put Glen back in his spot between the good gin and the bitters, hood on, chain on. The last guy you brought home asked about him before he asked your name; Glen keeps the rest to himself.

• Black faux leather gimp hood that comes off, so he can have a look around
• Collar with a D-ring and a metal chain running to a ring on his paw
• Studded black briefs, because even a plush bear knows the dress code
• Soft, squeezable plush body: made to be hugged, not played with

How to give a bondage teddy bear

1. Keep him in his display box: the open front does the reveal for you.
2. Hand him over at birthday drinks, the leather bar or the after-party, and watch which of the guys blushes first. Our money is on the one who topped you last weekend.
3. Slip the hood off for the photo, then back on before he gets ideas.

Gimp gear for the shelf, not the dungeon.

Care

Take his mask off now and then so he can look around, and squeeze him as tight as you like. Spot clean with a damp cloth.