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Average Joe – The Bartender Miguel

Regular price $24.99 Sale


There is nothing average about the Average Joe – The Bartender Miguel and you will get to enjoy this glorious dildo over and over again. 

  • Harness compatible suction cupped base.
  • Realistic tip, shaft and balls.
  • Waterproof and fully submersible so it can be taken anywhere; the bathtub, shower, or hot tub.


This is the bartender you want with you when you get home after the bar closes. Forget that prima donna behind the bar who looks like a good fuck, but will be worn out well before you are. Bartender Miguel never gets worn out, will never expect you to cook him breakfast in the morning, and won’t ask for a ride to work the next day. You can be fucking Miguel to well after sun up if you like, and you’ll love the way the super realistic tip, shaft and balls feel while sliding in and out of your ass. The best part is, when you’re finished just clean him off, and throw him in the drawer. You don’t have to see him again until you want to.

When you buy our Average Joe – The Bartender Miguel you will receive: 

- One, life like dildo measuring 7.5” in length (6” insertable) &  1.625” in diameter

To ensure your night with your new bartending friend goes smoothly, make sure to pick up some of our lube. Have fun!