King Cock 9" Cock with Balls

👑💪 All Hail the King Cock: Royally Realistic Fun! 💪👑

Greetings, fair gents! Allow us to introduce you to the monarch of manhood, the sovereign of size, the emperor of ecstasy - The King Cock from Pipedream! This regally realistic dildo is the epitome of lifelike leisure and the ruler of racy nights.

Meet the Monarch: 📜

1. Lifelike Look & Feel: Designed with an eye for realism, this royal rascal boasts life-like veins, a pair of perky, playful balls, and a texture so real, it's surreal. 🍆

2. Suction Cup Superpower: The King Cock wields a mighty suction cup base that sticks to almost any flat, non-porous surface. Perfect for hands-free solo sessions or strap-on shenanigans. 🎯

3. Body Safe & Durable: Crafted in the USA from durable PVC, this dildo is as tough as it is tantalizing. It's phthalate-free, non-allergenic, and body safe, just like a good king should be. 🇺🇸

4. Easy to Clean: No need for a royal scrub down here. Just a spritz of your favorite sex toy cleaner or some warm, soapy water, and your King Cock is ready for round two. 💦

5. Size Stats: With an insertable length of 7 inches and a width of 2 inches, this is a ruler with some serious ruling power. 👑

The Royal Treatment: 👑

The King Cock is more than a dildo. It's a royal decree for pleasure, a proclamation of playfulness, and a mandate for merriment. Whether you're a court jester looking for a laugh or a knight in shining armor seeking his next quest, this king offers a domain of delights.

Do you crave the feel of a real cock with a side of extra size? Then, darling, it's time to bow down to the King Cock. 👑💖 Get yours today and let the royal festivities begin!