Creature Cocks Alienoid Silicone Dildo
Creature Cocks Alienoid Silicone Dildo
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- ✨ Made from premium, body-safe, phthalate-free silicone
- 🌊 Textured and grooved shaft with a tapered tip for smooth insertion
- 🛡️ Wide, flanged base doubles as a strong suction cup for hands-free fun
- 🏳️🌈 Compatible with most harnesses for adventurous couples play
- 💧 Best paired with water-based lubricants for the ultimate glide
Why You'll Love It:
Let’s face it, when you're ready to explore the universe of pleasure, you want the best seat in the house! This stunning piece doesn’t just look fabulous; it feels like a dream come true! Picture this: you’re on a solo mission, and that tantalizing tip is taking you on a ride through the cosmos of ecstasy! 🌠 It’s perfect for when you and your partner want to switch it up and have some intergalactic fun. But wait, my fellow space cadet! Cleaning this masterpiece is easier than a swift trip to the bathroom after Taco Tuesday. Just wash it with warm water and mild soap, give it a spritz with some toy cleaner, and let it air dry like the star it is. Oh, and keep it out of direct sunlight; we don’t want our starship getting a sunburn! 😎🌞 So, strap in and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Grab your Creature Cocks Alienoid Silicone Dildo and get ready to explore new depths of pleasure. Your galaxy of desires awaits, and trust me, honey, this is one experience you will not want to miss! 🌈🔥Share





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