Sport Fucker Epic Hard on Kit
Sport Fucker Epic Hard on Kit
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Epic Hard-ons Await! πβ¨
Say hello to the Sport Fucker Epic Hard on Kit, the diva of all cock rings! Forget those boring, round c-rings and brace yourself for a unique, stylish, and extra sassy design. These beauties will make your manhood stand up and sing, "I'm too sexy for my shirt!" πΊπ΅
Like an upside-down raindrop π§, these semi-oval shaped rings come in two fabulous sizes to keep you harder, longer, and ready for a night to remember. Oh, honey, you're about to become a bedroom legend! πͺποΈ
Sport Fucker Epic Hard on Kit: Unleash the Beast π¦
π 100% Pure Silicone: Only the best for your best friend. π
π Blue and Black: Two chic colors to match your mood or your outfit. ππ€
π Unique Oval Design: Maximize constriction and make your hard-on epic!
β π Two Sizes for Double the Fun:
- 1.4" or 35mm: The petite, yet fierce performer. π―
- 1.6" or 40mm: The big, bold headliner. π¦
Staying hard has never been this easy, darling. Grab your Epic Hard on Kit today and get ready for a standing ovation! πππ¦
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