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Zini Janus Lamp Iron

Zini Janus Lamp Iron

Regular price $85.00 AUD
Regular price Sale price $85.00 AUD
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Get Ready, Boys! Your Prostate Just Found Its New BFF! 🌈✨

Gentlemen and lovers of all things fabulous, brace yourselves! Introducing the Janus Lamp Iron. Think of it as that fabulous friend who knows exactly how to... well, you get the point. 😉

🌟 Perk up your P-spot! Ready to experience the kind of pleasure that makes you question what you've been doing all this time? Oh honey, it's about to get real! 🚀

Key Features To Swoon Over:

  • 💎 Triple-threat Stimulation: Not once, not twice, but thrice the precision! Because who doesn’t love a bit of an overachiever?
  • 🍑 Contoured Snug Fit: It's like that perfectly tailored suit – but for your behind. Talk about bespoke pleasures!
  • 🥰 Novice to Pro: Whether you're just stepping into the world of pleasure or you're the seasoned queen of the scene, there's something for everyone.
  • 🍼 Slick & Safe: Crafted from 100% body-safe silicone. Because we only want what's best for your best assets.
  • 💦 Splish Splash: Water-resistant for all your aquatic fantasies. (Shower serenade, anyone?)
  • 🔌 Charge & Go: Quick 90-minute charge for a whopping 120 minutes of fun. We all love a marathon, right?
  • 📐 Size Matters: With dimensions of 4.69 x 1.30 inches, it's not too big, not too small – it's just right!
  • 🛍️ Discreet Storage Pouch: For those cheeky getaways or just to keep things tidy.
  • 🔒 Worry-Free Fun: Comes with a 1-year warranty. Because we got your back... and your front.

Still Need Convincing? 💁‍♂️

Ever had one of those days where you just want to come home, kick off those shoes and indulge in a little me-time? The Janus Lamp Iron is like that bestie who gets you. No judgements, no drama. Just some good old-fashioned fun. Whether you're swiping left or right or just getting over that gym crush who can't get a hint – this baby is here to remind you just how fabulous you truly are! Because darling, you deserve nothing but the best! 😘

So, why wait? Get yours now and let the adventures begin! 🎉 And always remember: Stay sassy, stay sensational! 💪🏳️‍

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