Shaving Your Butt Hole For Gay Sex

With manscaping we’re all familiar with tending to the old bat and balls. That usually involves a razor and a trimmer, maybe some wax for the diehards out there. Generally, you’ve got a good view of your dick, so it’s easy to see when it’s time for a trim. With your boys being as accessible as they are it makes sense that you’ve got a grasp of how you like to manscape your man meat. Some would argue that there’s a more distracting asset that may need equal attention.

As an ass man, a beautiful booty is worth staring at. Some gays think about nothing but cock, but for me I dream about ass all day. When it comes to grooming, however, who knows where to start? With so much information on the web it’s easy to get confused.

Gay men have mixed reviews on ass-shaving, but if you’re looking for advice I’m here to help.

So what should you do with your ass hair?

Your ass crack isn’t meant to be porcelain smooth so the process can be super tricky, and avoiding nicks can prove impossible, so I’ve got a few methods for you below. Results vary from treatment to treatment and some come at a hefty cost, so be warned, but here we go:

Start with your trimmer.

I like to dedicate a trimmer for my face and one for the rest of my body. This way I can buy a more specialized body groomer which is designed to go over any lumps or bumps, including your crack. With a trimmer you have the option to leave some fur behind, rather than go baby smooth. This is my personal favourite, I get to avoid flossing my teeth but I still get the joy of munching on a hairy hole. Tidy is the goal, like a well groomed beard this can mean different things for different people. The best part is, you can start with a trimmer you already have, no cost.

No one is saying you have to be hairless, but no one is saying that your ass hair should double as John Tavolta’s wig. The upkeep after is minimal, regularly trimming, like once a month, will keep you in tip-top shape. It’s the easiest of the methods, now we get to trim a little closer.

Shave it smooth.

I personally recommend a disposable cartridge style razor as you’re more likely to cut yourself using a classic butterfly blade. You might get a closer shave by shaving with a trusty single blade, but it will be a way easier to shave your rump. Given the narrow area you’re dealing with a good technique will also go a long way. Using a small mirror will help you get the hang of it and give you the visual cues you’re used to with shaving other areas. The key is to be gentle, unnecessarily stretching or tugging and you’ll end up with an ass crack that burns like the sun.

There are some downsides to shaving though, because of the microtraumas that the blades cause, you’re left with a higher risk of contracting infections and STIs like HPV. The other drawback is the five o’clock shadow that will shred your man’s face when he’s rimming you. Shaving, quite frankly, doesn’t last long, and if you’re like me you’ll be wanting to shave again after a day or two. As guys, we tend to have at least one razor around, if not, they’re readily available and you can even pick them up at a 7-Eleven.

The waxing alternative.

Both options above leave you with hair, whether you like leaving behind a little fur or not, waxing provides the smoothest end result. Your cheeks will glide over each other, you’ll feel like a new man! After the first time I had my hole waxed, I finally understood why my girlfriend’s would wax all their bits. The smoothness makes you feel beautiful and mysterious for some reason, this isn’t scientifically proven, but I felt like a badass (no pun intended). The cost of waxing is vastly different from location to location, and even across country borders, just be sure of the provider you’re receiving this procedure from in a foreign land.

Waxing the hair away will last longer and there’s no prickly regrowth. The process is super fast, in under twenty minutes you’ll be left with a backside worthy of the peach emoji. I still like to trim the hair down for this and I don’t usually wear underwear to the appointment to avoid any unwanted after effects, like ingrown hairs. The results last a lot longer than shaving or trimming.

You’ve got some other alternatives, too.

My new favorite body groomer is an epilator. Hailing from the 80s, Epilators remove the hair down to the follicle and you’ll end up with long-lasting results like waxing. You’ll get the smoothness you’re looking for from the comfort of your own home. It’s so easy to use and you can. It’s essentially dozens of tweezers acting in unison to remove multiple hairs at a time. The process is actually quite rapid, you’ll be left wondering why you ever left your house for a wax treatment.

You get to enjoy the same benefits of waxing, the hairs grow back finer and slowly which is a huge plus. Once you get the hang of it you’ll be removing hair from anywhere you don’t want it. Back hair, gone, chest hair, zapped. You’ll be the hairless savant of your dreams. With a cost similar to your trimmer, you honestly won’t look back.

Anal bleaching is also a thing.

If you’re looking for an option that doesn’t require any actual hair removal, bleaching is a great option for you. It’s not really much to do with hair removal at all, so it’s better if you’ve already got your removal method down. Anal bleaching lightens the skin color of your nether region, resulting in a porn worthy booty-hole. Porn stars really dig this treatment as they end up with a butthole that matches the lightness of skin elsewhere on their body, but, honestly, it’s completely unnecessary.

It’s not all it’s cracked up to be (see what I did there). It’s basically a chemical peel for your ass, which I haven’t braved myself. I don’t think I will try it any time soon, either, so you’ll have to get back to me with your results.

The results are temporary and can only lighten your skin to it’s lightest shade for so long. So, if you’ve got all that melanin you’re not going to end up with a pink booty hole. Not to mention that the ingredients can be as descriptive as a ‘mix of chemicals’ I personally struggle with the risk.

Products like Nair have been on the market for ages.

Hair removal with products like Nair is very straight forward. When you’re dealing with your anus, however, there is a key thing that you can do to make the experience a ton less painful. Use a cotton ball... On your anus. Trust me, you do not want to experience the fiery ring that is Nair up your bum. It can and will find its way into your tush if you let it run free. A simple cotton ball will help absorb anything that gets near.

The end results with products like Nair will leave you as hairless as you can be with waxing, but the results aren’t as deep or long-lasting. These products dissolve the hair above the surface of the skin and as a result, you’ll see hair growth not long after your intitial treatment. The good news is, though, that these chemical depilatories are WIDELY available. You can find them at your local pharmacy, so you know you can be hairless on a whim.

Laser treatment is also an option.

With the recovery process leaving a lot to be desired, this has to be the biggest commitment out of the seven. However, it also has the longest lasting results, being that you’ll be living, ideally, the rest of your life with a hairless tush. The process involves multiple follow-up appointments depending on how your hair reacts to the treatment. In between treatments is an uncomfortable scabbing experience. As the most expensive option, check your budget before looking further into this treatment, you could be out thousands of dollars.

The process feels similar to a zillion rubber bands snapping directly in your ass crack, climaxing around your hole to a sensation of excruciating pain. Some people experience different lengths of treatment and pain levels, but no pain, no gain, right? Some people don’t find any discomfort and are super happy with their experience and results.

I didn’t mention the at home models because I just think they’re way more awkward than a trimmer down there. If you’re looking for permanent results, see a professional.

Regardless of your choice, just know that no one is demanding you shave your backside bare. Some guys, like me, prefer their man to have at least a little fur. If someone is demanding you shave your tush, you best be the one behind those thoughts. The men we choose to have in our relationships should be mature enough not to make superficial demands like that.

However, there are also men out there willing to do the whole process for you, for their sexual pleasure. If that floats your boat, I recommend taking them up on it. Shaving your ass is a pain in the butt, so having a helper goes a long way, especially one who gets a kick out of it.

Having a hairy ass is perfectly natural and normal. It’s actually purposeful, it helps avoid chafing and actually has been proven to help ventilate the infamous swamp ass. There’s also some studies that suggest it helps trap our natural scent. In general, it helps reduce the build up of moisture.

There’s no real medical reason that says you MUST keep your ass hair, but plenty of physicians will advise against removal via harsh chemicals and, sometimes, unregulated laser treatments. A laser hair removal treatment should always be performed by a medical practitioner, don’t go getting one on vacation just because it’s cheap.

Whatever you do, make sure YOU make the decision for yourself. It’s your tushy, and it can be as hairy - or smooth - as you desire.