Elbow Grease Original Cream

The jerk-off cream since 1979

Elbow Grease Original is an oil-based masturbation cream for stroking your cock: thick, unscented and mineral oil based, in a screw-top jar. A scoop sits in your palm without running and stays slick and creamy while you jerk off, solo or with a buddy.

Best forGuys who jerk off, solo or with a buddy, and want something thick on their cock that stays put.

Home from the gym, and the guy from the steam room is still on your mind, the one who held eye contact a beat too long. The jar lives in the nightstand, and two fingers of cream on your cock is all the cooldown you need. Tomorrow you'll say hi. Probably.

• Thick and creamy: scoop it, warm it, and it spreads along your cock without dripping off your wrist
• Mineral oil base for rich, slippery strokes from a small scoop
• Unscented, so the only thing you smell is the room
• Made for hands on cocks, solo or mutual; do not use with latex condoms

How to use masturbation cream

1. With clean, dry fingers, take a fingertip scoop and put the lid back on so the jar stays clean.
2. Warm it between your palms for a few seconds, then spread it along your cock.
3. Add a little more whenever the glide thins.
4. Wash off with soap and water afterward, and wipe up any drops straight away: it's very slippery on floors.

Some things were perfected in 1979 and left alone.

Care

Store at room temperature with the lid closed. Remove from skin with soap and water.

SafetyMaker label: Do not ingest. If irritation occurs discontinue use immediately. For topical use only. Extremely slippery; clean spills immediately. Do not use with latex.