Zero Tolerance Anal Everest

Cone You Believe It? 

Hold onto your jockstraps, fellas, because this traffic cone is anything but a slowpoke! 🚀 Introducing the ultimate girthy adventure for your backdoor shenanigans. This isn't your ordinary plug; it's the granddaddy of all anal delights, designed to take you on a wild ride. 🌈

Product Features:

• Large cone-shaped anal plug – For those who like their playtime with a side of adventure. 🎢
• Perfect for advanced anal players – Because you’re not a newbie, and you deserve the best. 💪
• Round tapered tip – Eases you in before the real fun begins. 😉
• Ring-grooved shaft – Keeps you guessing and gasping with every groove. 😲
• Slight flexibility – Moves with your body, not against it. 🕺
• Made from slick & smooth PVC – For a glide that's oh-so-divine. ✨
• Powerful suction cup base – Keeps things steady so your hands can be free to roam. 🤲
• Base doubles as safety feature – Because safety first, fun always. 🚨
• Measurements:
  • Overall Length: 10.25” 📏
  • Insertable Length: 9.9” 📏
  • Depth: 4.37” 📏
  • Width: 4.37” 📏
  • Weight: 40.1 oz ⚖️
• Phthalate & latex-free – No nasties here, just pure pleasure. 🍑
• Waterproof & submersible – Shower time just got a whole lot steamier. 💦
• Five Year Warranty – Because we believe in long-term satisfaction. 🛠️

Storytime: The Tale of the Traffic Cone Titan 📚

Picture this: You've just had a long day, and you're ready for some "me time." You reach for the Traffic Cone Titan, your trusty companion for those moments when you need to feel completely filled. As you work your way down its ring-grooved shaft, you realize this isn’t just any toy – it's a journey to the summit of pleasure, with every groove designed to take you higher. 🌟

The powerful suction cup base means your hands are free to explore, adding another layer of fun to your play. It's perfect for those who like to multitask in the most delicious way possible. 🍑🔥 And cleanup? A breeze with a hot water rinse and your favorite toy cleaner. 🧼💦

So why settle for less when you can have a titan of a toy? Say goodbye to dull and hello to the Traffic Cone Titan, your new best friend in advanced anal play. Because you deserve more than just satisfaction – you deserve ecstasy. 🚀💫