Alright guys, pay attention. I remember when I first started messing around with sex toys. I was a newly-minted college kid and all my friends were plunging into the world of anal bliss with dildos. "It helps you get used to the feeling," one of them told me. "I go at my own speed so that when the real thing comes, I'm ready."
But let me tell you, I was not blown away. To me, sex toys were just poor replacements for the real dick. I mean, come on, who wants to play with a toy when you can play with a real one?
But girlll, was I off the mark. It turns out, there's a world full of gay sex toys out there, and they're not just for training your butt for the main (anal) event. Some of these sex toys, like the Ass Hammer (don't ask, just trust me on this one), can give you an experience that you just can't get with a (natural) penis.
So let me tell you, boys, sex toys aren't just for guys who...can't get laid. They're surprisingly good fun and can take your sexuality to new heights. But finding the right toys can be a challenge. You could spend hours scouring the internet or spend a fortune to visit a fancy sex shop. But why bother with all that when I've already done the legwork for you?
Check out this list of 10 gay sex toys you have to try, from introductory options to more advanced stuff for the seasoned pros. Welcome to Toyland, guys. Buckle up and enjoy the ride.
1. CleanStream Shower Head With Silicone Enema Nozzle
Introducing the ultimate bathroom accessory for the discreet enema enthusiast - the Showerhead Enema!
- Say goodbye to awkward trips to the bathroom with a bulky enema bag - this showerhead has a secret textured silicone nozzle hidden in the base for quick and easy backdoor rinses.
- With five different showerhead settings and five spray holes on the nozzle, you'll be able to customize your cleanse to your heart's desire.
- Made with premium, plush, and phthalate-free silicone for a comfortable and worry-free insertion. But remember, this nozzle is for water-based lubes only!
- The kit even comes with a gasket for a secure fit on most shower systems. Pair it with the Cleanstream Shower Enema System for even more options.
- Measurement: The showerhead is 8.6 inches long overall, the nozzle is 5 inches long and 4 inches insertable, with a diameter of 0.7 inches, and thread diameter of 0.75 inches.
If you want to keep your enema game discreet and elevate your shower experience at the same time, the Showerhead Enema is the way to go. So go ahead and make your bathroom routine a little more exciting with this handy tool!
2. COLT Silicone Anal Trainer Kit
Explore the newest addition to the Colt Anal Trainer Kit line - the Silicone Anal Trainer Kit!
- The male pleasure experts at Colt have outdone themselves with this set of 3 graduated anal plugs, perfect for both beginners and seasoned anal play enthusiasts.
- The tapered design allows for comfortable and safe expansion of your pleasure horizons, while the suction cup base makes for hands-free stimulation and easy insertion and removal.
- Made with body-safe silicone and phthalate-free, this trainer kit is waterproof, easy to clean and comes with a one-year manufacturer's warranty.
- The dimensions of the three plugs are: 5" x 1.5" / 12.75cm x 3.75cm (Probe - Large), 4.25" x 1.25" / 10.75cm x 3.25cm (Probe - Medium), 4" x 1" / 10.25cm x 2.5cm (Probe - Small)
If you're looking to take your anal game to the next level, the Colt Silicone Anal Trainer Kit is here to help. Whether you're a beginner looking to practice or an experienced player looking for a new challenge, this kit has got you covered.
And for those who have a hard time taking the dick, this anal set is a perfect way to practice, with or without your partner. So go ahead and give your anus the workout it deserves!
3. Lovense Gravity Thrusting Dildo
The ultimate fuck buddy - the Remote-Controlled Thrusting Dildo!
- This bad boy will turn any flat surface into your personal pleasure palace with its silky-feeling silicone and vibrant color.
- Say goodbye to the hassle of cleaning with its water-resistant design, and hello to the broad range of vibration levels that can be selected with the gravity remote control.
- Get even more specific with the app, which allows you to select from 3 steady levels and up to 10 patterns of vibrations.
- Dual Sensations: The vibration motor positioned at the apex and up to 140 strokes per minute, with a stroke length of 3 cm (1.18 in)
- Hands-free: Attaches to smooth surfaces via its strong suction cup for hands-free use, but be careful, this toy is so powerful that you can orgasm multiple times during the 4 hours of battery life.
If you're tired of the same old lonely nights and need to spice things up, this remote-controlled thrusting dildo is here to save the day. Say goodbye to the hassle of cleaning, and hello to the broad range of vibration levels that can be selected with the gravity remote control, and even more specific with the app.
The dual sensation of the vibration motor positioned at the apex and up to 140 strokes per minute, with a stroke length of 3 cm (1.18 in) and 4 hours of battery life, this toy will make sure you will never be lonely again.
So go ahead and give yourself the ultimate fuck buddy!
4. Hueman Meteoroid Rimming Anal Plug
Introducing the Meteoroid Butt Plug, a revolutionary toy designed for those who love to rim. Imagine having the sensation of rimming without needing a partner or having to clean up afterwards. This butt plug simulates the feeling of rimming with rotating beads in the stem, controlled by a wireless remote, giving you 10 different settings to play with.
- The Meteoroid Butt Plug is made of soft silicone for comfort and easy to clean with lukewarm water and toy cleaner.
- Rotating beads for a rimming effect, controlled by a wireless remote with 4 speeds and 6 patterns.
- USB rechargeable with a charge time of 1 hour and run time of 45 minutes and remote control range of 26 feet
- Splashproof and made of silicone & ABS, and dimensions: Length: 13.90 cm Insertion depth: 11.00 cm Maximum diameter: 4.50 cm Minimum diameter: 1.30 cm Width: 7.00 cm
If you're tired of the same old routine, and want to take your solo play to the next level, the Meteoroid Butt Plug is here to help. Imagine having the sensation of rimming without needing a partner or having to clean up afterwards. With 10 different settings and a soft silicone material, this butt plug is perfect for anyone who wants to add some excitement to their solo play.
Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines... and your butts! because it's time to take your solo play to new heights with the Meteoroid Butt Plug. It's time to put the 'ass' in 'class' with this revolutionary toy.
5. Lux Active First Class Rotating Masturbator Cup
Upgrade to the the First Class Rotating Cup Masturbator from LUX active®! Are you tired of the economy class solo play? Upgrade to first class with this revolutionary toy that will elevate your solo sessions to new heights.
- The First Class features a soft and stretchy cup with textured nubs on the inside, sculpted to resemble a set of sensual lips to "blow" you away every time. The easy three-button controls provide a firm grip while handling.
- The top button controls the rotating functions, while the bottom button controls the speed. With 3 speeds and 4 rotation patterns, your playtime has never felt so intense and powerful. With clockwise and counterclockwise rotations, it'll spin till you bust!
- For maximum comfort, always use a water-based lubricant and wash your toy with a toy cleaner before and after use.
In conclusion, if you're tired of the same old solo play and ready to upgrade to first class, the First Class Rotating Cup Masturbator from LUX active® is here to take you to new heights. With its soft and stretchy cup, textured nubs, and easy three-button controls, this toy will provide you with the most intense and powerful solo play experience.
Give yourself the first class treatment with the First Class Rotating Cup Masturbator from LUX active®.
6. b-Vibe Vibrating Weighted Snug Plug
Listen up, guys! The b-Vibe Vibrating Weighted Snug Plug is a game changer in the world of anal toys. Made from premium, body-safe silicone, this toy is phthalate-free and latex-free.
- Combines the sensation of fullness and the joys of vibration for ultimate pleasure
- Comfortable thick neck and smooth handle for extended wear
- Powerful vibrating bullet with 4 vibration levels and 6 vibration patterns
- Perfect for solo or couples play, available in Medium Black and Extra Large Navy
Don't settle for mediocre anal play. Upgrade your game with the b-Vibe Vibrating Weighted Snug Plug and experience the ultimate combination of fullness and vibration.
7. Hot Octopuss Pulse Solo Essential
Honey, listen up! The Hot Octopuss Pulse Solo Essential is the ultimate "guybrator" scientifically designed to give you the ultimate pleasure.
- Unique textured vibration plate and wraparound wing design
- Direct stimulation of the frenulum for tear-jerking orgasms
- Made from 100% silicone, body safe and easy to clean
- Rechargeable and USB compatible for 1 hour of playtime
Girl, you deserve the best of the best when it comes to solo play, and this toy will not disappoint. Trust me, you'll be cumming in no time!
8. Hueman Saturn Vibrating Cock & Ball Ring
Are you ready to take your performance to new heights? Look no further than the Saturn Cock and Ball Ring from Hueman! This powerful little ring will have you lasting longer and harder than ever before.
- Restricts blood flow out of the penis for longer, harder erections
- Soft silicone outer coating for comfort during extended play
- 10 vibration modes including 3 speeds and 7 patterns for added stimulation
- USB rechargeable and waterproof for fun in the shower or tub
- Easy to clean with sex toy cleaner or soap and water
- Inner diameter of 4.7cm, width of 8.5cm and height of 2.2cm
Don't settle for anything less than the best. Pound harder and longer with the Saturn Cock and Ball Ring from Hueman.
9. Pjur Analyze Me! Relaxing Anal Glide Silicone
Unlock the ultimate secret weapon for all your backdoor adventures - Pjur Analyse Me! Relaxing Anal Glide. Tired of feeling tense and uncomfortable during anal sex? Well, say goodbye to discomfort and hello to pleasure with this silicone-based lube.
- Contains Jojoba oil which is known for its skin softening and soothing properties.
- Helps to reduce hypersensitivity and discomfort during anal sex
- Magic ingredient that will get you loose and ready for action
- This lube is a must-have for any anal enthusiast
Imagine a world where anal sex is not just bearable for newbies or exclusive tops, but enjoyable. A place where you can focus on the bliss of backdoor banging instead of the discomfort. With Pjur Analyse Me! Relaxing Anal Glide, that place is a reality. So, don't wait any longer, grab a bottle, and let the good times roll! And remember, always use it in a safe and consensual way!
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