Literally The Least I Could Do Gift Bag - Pack of 3
Literally The Least I Could Do Gift Bag - Pack of 3
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Barely tried, beautifully wrapped
A funny gift bag, pack of 3: brown kraft paper bags with ribbon handles and 'Literally the least I could do' printed across the bottom. Drop in the plug, the lube or the jockstrap and let the bag bring the attitude.
Best forGifting toys, lube and underwear to guys who'll get the joke.
The gay hockey league's holiday party, and the gift table is all glitter tissue and big feelings. Yours is plain kraft paper that says it was literally the least you could do. Then your linemate finds the butt plug inside, and nobody believes you barely tried.
- Deadpan line in plain black type: 'Literally the least I could do'
- Natural kraft paper with woven ribbon handles
- Three bags: his birthday, the Secret Santa and the hookup who fixed your sink, all covered
- Plain from across the room; the joke only lands once he reads it
Funny gift bag size
It's a medium shopping-bag shape, taller than it is wide and easy to carry in one hand, with room for a boxed toy, a bottle of lube or a folded jockstrap. For a long boxed dildo, ask Adam in the chat before you count on it fitting.
How to use the funny gift bag
- Open the bag out and press the base flat so it stands on its own.
- Add your own tissue if you like, then the gift: the plug for his ass, the lube, the jock you know he'll wear.
- Hand it over by the ribbon and let the line on the front do the talking.
Care
Kraft paper with ribbon handles; keep it dry.
