Top 10 Penis Pumps
Penis pumps are one of those sex toys that flies under the radar of a lot of guys. We are often so wrapped up in our weird hang-ups over our wangs that we tend to balk at the idea of buying a product meant to address those
Penis pumps are about more than simply making your dick bigger, as nice as that is. They are also a fun toy when you are fooling around, an aid for people who have trouble maintaining or achieving erections, and a legit way to address and improve erectile health, in general.
As great as penis pumps are, there are a lot of models out there that fall a bit short of the mark when it comes to performing any or all of those functions. They tend to be pricey, so picking a winner takes a bit more discernment than you need when choosing other sex toys. This list of our ten best penis pumps has all of the info you need to make the right choice of pump for you!
10- Basic Essentials Pump
This is a basic, no-frills pump that's perfect for guys who are a bit wary of shelling out the scratch for something that they aren't entirely sure about. It has a basic ball-style medical pump like you find on blood pressure devices, a simple, clear chamber, and a reasonably comfortable cushion at the opening.
It's also more durable than you would expect for such a modestly-priced pump.
You're not going to get any of the more fancy features you would find in some of the more expensive models, but it's a great way to inexpensively dip your toe into the water and see if penis pumps might be a thing you're into.
9- Colt Big Man Penis Pump System
This pump is a slight step up from our previous entry and it has a few more features and innovations that make it easier to use. It is a bit larger to accommodate the more well-endowed among us and it has metrics printed on the side to measure and track your gains.
The pumping mechanism is a bit easier on the hands-It's a two-finger, trigger-style pump instead of the old-school medical-ball pump. If you have carpal tunnel, arthritis, or any other issue that would be aggravated by strain, this pump will go a bit easier on you. The hose is also detachable without losing suction, so you won't have to worry about it flopping around and getting in the way while you wait it out or play.
The only drawback of this pump is the chamber's entry point could use a bit more cushioning.
8- Mack Tuff Vibrating Power Pump
This is an excellent pump for guys who are looking to have some fun while they pump. Penis pumping is extremely stimulating because your penis is full of extra blood that makes your nerve endings come alive with all sorts of tingly goodness-And that's before you add in the vibes!
The great thing about this pump is the fact that it doesn't rely on that gimmick to pull it through. It would be easy to make a crappy pump with a bullet vibe in the end and call it good, but that's not at all what we have here.
Mack Tuff actually threw together a very serviceable pump with a comfortable, cushioned opening that forms a great seal and can even be switched out for a stroker that fits to the mouth of the pump for extra fun. It's fully waterproof if you like to pump in the shower. This pump would be a bit higher on the list except for the fact that it uses batteries instead of USB or magnet recharging methods. That's not exactly a deal-breaker when you consider the pump as a whole, though.
7- Get Hard Power Pump
This is the first auto-pump on the list and it's a doozy. One of the things we really like about this pump is the ascending suction power function that eases you into the pumping process. We can't say one way or the other whether this adds effectiveness, but it certainly makes the experience more comfortable, especially if you are new to pumping.
The insert sleeve is made of nice, soft silicone that feels great against your skin and forms an awesome seal for maximum suction. Top it all off with some simple, push-button controls and you got yourself a very decent auto-pump at a relatively moderate price.
6- Rechargeable Stamina Penis Pump
We really liked the ascending pressure mechanism of the previous pump, but we love the completely customizable, push-button control that this pump offers. Like the previous entry, this pump has a comfortable insert sleeve and automated suction. Unlike the previous entry, you can increase or decrease the pressure on-the-fly by simply pressing the M+ or M- buttons.
Finally, the release mechanism is both responsive and easy. Like the rest of the pressure controls, it's just a simple push of the button to completely dissolve the internal pressure. It's a great pump for guys who like control of the level of suction and don't want to have to mess around too much to get it.
5- Pump Worx Deluxe Auto Vac Penis Pump
This is a really nice auto-pump that is easy to use and has everything you'd expect from a good auto pump, aside from the fact that it uses batteries.
It has a modern, sleek design and simple, push-button controls for suction. The seal is solid and holds up to the pressure, and they even embossed metrics on the side of the chamber to chart your progress. An all-around great auto-pump at a very reasonable price. What's not to love here?
4- Apollo Automatic Power Pump
This baby is the king of the auto-pumps! It boasts an extremely powerful motor that's sure to please even the most vacuum-power-hungry penises out there and even has an easy-to-read, digital pressure gauge that tracks the internal pressure.
The cylinder is textured for improved grip, which is nice when your hands are all lubey and there are metrics embossed into the sides for tracking progress. Finally, the flanged base is covered with a soft, comfortable insert sleeve that holds up to the suction and feels great.
If you are looking for an auto-pump that has it all, this is your boy!
3- Bathmate Hydro 7
O.K., things are going to get a bit weird from here on out. The final three entries all come from the same manufacturer and that's going to look a bit odd to some of you. Hear us out though! In the penis pump world, there is Hydromax and then there is everyone else.
They are like the Fleshlight of penis pumps. There were strokers before Fleshlight, but strokers where never the same after Fleshlight. They raised the bar and continue to raise the bar, even now. Hydromax is just like that, only for pumps. If you know what we mean, you know what we mean- If you don't, this should give you a better picture of what we are talking about.
This particular pump is a renamed version of their "Hercules" model that hit the scene way back when and completely changed the pumping game forever. Like all of their models, it uses water instead of air to create the vacuum. This means more even pressure, faster results, and increased comfort/pleasure during use. It also features an innovative, easy-to-use bellows pump mechanism and quick-release valve.
It doesn't vibrate, it doesn't pump itself, but every other aspect of this pumps is scientifically designed to improve results. If that's your main concern, Bathmate pumps are pretty much the only way to go!
2- Bathmate Hydromax
This is a second-generation design that builds on the success of the previous entry's model. It adds a swivel base, a new hands-free feature, measuring guides printed on the side in both standard and metric units, and they increased the pumping power by 35%.
The final touch is a removable comfort ring that maintains it's seal like no other and feels absolutely amazing, even when compared to the most comfortable inserts of competing pumps. More pumping power than the Hydro 7 and a whole bunch of creature comforts added on make this the next logical step up for serious pumpers.
1- Bathmate Hydromax Xtreme Series
This is like a tricked-out version of the previous pump and it also comes with a whole raft of accessories to make using the pump more comfortable and effective. It adds a medical-style, ball pump for increased pressure-gain efficiency and was designed to accommodate a higher upper range of penis sizes.
It comes with a discreet carrying case, a lock for that case to keep out prying eyes, a special cleaning sponge that makes it even easier to maintain, and a measuring gauge to get a better handle on your progress. It's the total package for your package!
Useful Penis Pump Accessories
By and large, penis pumps are a stand-alone sort of item. The good ones come with everything you need to operate the pump, so there isn't too much to worry about there. However, a good cock ring is definitely a useful addition to any penis pumping regimen because it helps you maintain the increased blood flow after the pump has been removed. Other than that, you should be good to go with just the pump!
