Transistor Harness in Neon Yellow

A circuit board for your chest

A neon chest harness from *ssTricks: a neon yellow front plate embossed with a circuit-board pattern and the *ssTricks logo, held by four metal O-rings and elastic straps that frame your pecs and cross your back. The plate is UV-reactive, so it glows under blacklight.

Best forClub nights, Pride parties and anyone building a neon fit around a jock.

Pride Saturday, the DJ kills the house lights and the blacklights take over. The plate on your chest lights up like a motherboard, and the guys who were dancing near you are suddenly dancing with you.

• Neon yellow front plate with a raised circuit-board pattern and the *ssTricks logo across your chest
• UV-reactive, so the plate glows under blacklight
• Four metal O-rings link the plate to the straps: two over your shoulders, two around under your arms, framing your pecs
• Shown with neon yellow straps and with black ones; pairs with a neon jock or shorts for a fit that glows top to bottom

How to put on a neon chest harness

1. Loosen the straps. Hold the plate at your chest, bring the top straps over your shoulders and pass your arms through so the lower straps run under your arms to your back.
2. Center the plate on your sternum, logo upright, with the O-rings lying flat against your pecs.
3. Adjust until the straps sit snug across your back without digging in under your arms. Lift your arms overhead: the plate should stay put.

No batteries. Just blacklight.

Care

Hand wash, since it has metal rings; no bleach. Hang or lay flat to dry.