Creature Cocks Monstropus Tentacled Monster Silicone Dildo
Creature Cocks Monstropus Tentacled Monster Silicone Dildo
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One tentacle, every sucker counts
A silicone tentacle dildo that starts as a thin, curled tip and widens into a thick, sucker-studded base, so your ass decides how much monster it takes. A flat, flared base stands it up for riding.
Best forExperienced bottoms and size queens who like to stretch at their own pace.
Four hours playing a sea witch at the D&D table, and the cute guy running the game gave your character a tentacle familiar. Home alone now, you stand the real one on the bathroom floor, lube it up, and let your ass decide how far down the campaign goes.
- Every inch down is a little wider than the last
- Rows of raised sucker rings run up the front and ridges wrap the back; your hole never gets the same inch twice
- Green, yellow and teal swirls, marbled a little differently on every piece
- Flared base keeps it standing and stops it going too far
Tentacle dildo size guide
About 8.5 in overall, 7.6 in insertable, from 1 in across near the tip to 3.4 in across (about 8.6 in around) at its thickest, near the base. The taper does the warm-up: newer bottoms stay up top, size queens go for the bottom rings. Unsure? Ask Adam in the chat.
How to ride a tentacle dildo
- Warm up first, then coat the tentacle and your hole in water-based lube; be generous, the cups hold some.
- Stand it on a hard floor and lower your ass onto the curled tip.
- Sink a few rings at a time, pausing to breathe and add lube where it drags. Rise off just as slowly.
Care
Wash with warm water and soap, spray with toy cleaner, wipe dry and store somewhere cool and dark, out of direct sunlight. Water-based lube only.
The details
7.6 in long, about 8.6 in around. Drawn to scale.
- Beginner
- Regular
- Large
- XL
- Insertable length
- 7.6 in (19.3 cm)8.5 in (21.6 cm) overall
- Widest point
- 3.4 in (8.6 cm)About 8.6 in (21.8 cm) around
- Material
- Silicone
- Feel
- Sucker rings, ridged backThin curled tip widening to a thick base
- Base
- Flared baseFlat disc stands it up for riding
- Lube
- Water-basedSilicone lube can wear down a silicone toy
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