Hot Octopuss Jett Remote Guybrator

Treble, bass, no hands

The Hot Octopuss Jett is a hands-free penis vibrator: a soft silicone sleeve sits on your cock against the frenulum, just below the head, holding two bullets with different motors, one high and buzzy, one deep and rumbly. Each has its own plus and minus on the corded remote.

Best forGuys who love a buzz under the head of their cock and want both hands free for him.

Last take saved, headphones round your neck, the home studio down to one red bulb and his voice note still playing in your head. You set the bass to three and nudge the treble up a notch at a time, like a mix that's nearly there. Both hands stay on the armrests, which was the whole idea.

• Two bullets, two motors: the treble buzzes high and bright under your head, the bass rumbles low
• Separate controls for each bullet, five speeds apiece, plus five vibration modes
• The flexible sleeve expands as you do, so it goes on your cock soft and stays put as you get hard
• Properly hands-free: it rests against the frenulum of your cock while you lie back

How to use a hands-free penis vibrator

1. Put four AA batteries in the control unit, press the bullets into the pockets under the sleeve and plug their leads in.
2. Soft or half-hard, add a little water-based lube and slide the loop over the head of your cock so the bullets sit underneath, against the frenulum.
3. Press the centre button to switch on, then set treble and bass with their own plus and minus.
4. Switch off, slide it off your cock and unplug the bullets to clean.

The only mix you'll actually finish.

Care

Take the bullets out and wash the silicone sleeve in warm water with mild soap or toy cleaner. The bullets and control unit aren't waterproof, so wipe them with a damp cloth only; water-based lube only, and dry everything fully before storing it apart from other silicone toys.