Intymen Distortion Brief
Intymen Distortion Brief
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Melted smileys, low on the hips
A printed men's bikini brief from Intymen: white fabric covered in melting smiley faces, a low printed waistband, high-cut legs and a seamed pouch that holds your cock and balls forward. The fabric is light enough to hint at skin.
Best forGuys who want a full pouch, a low rise and a print that does the flirting.
Phone propped on the bookshelf, ten-second timer, a studio apartment tidied for nobody. The melted smileys look like they know something, and by take nine so do you. The one you post to the app is the one where you're laughing.
- Allover melted-smiley line print, black on white
- Slim printed waistband with a small Intymen label at the front
- High-cut legs that open up your hips and thighs
- Seamed contour pouch holds your package forward, and the light fabric hints at what's in it
Men's bikini brief size guide
Intymen sizes by waist: S 27 to 29 in, M 30 to 32 in, L 33 to 35 in, XL 36 to 38 in. The 89% polyester, 11% spandex fabric stretches over your cock and balls, so size by waist. Falling in the gap between two sizes? Ask Adam in the chat.
| Size | Waist |
|---|---|
| S | 27 to 29 in (68 to 73 cm) |
| M | 30 to 32 in (75 to 80 cm) |
| L | 33 to 35 in (83 to 88 cm) |
| XL | 36 to 38 in (90 to 95 cm) |
How to wear a men's bikini brief
- Pull it on and set the waistband low on your hips, label at the front.
- Settle your cock and balls into the pouch so the centre seam runs straight down.
- Smooth the leg openings up over your hip bones.
- Wash cold, no bleach, no iron, no tumble dryer; hang it to dry.
Care
Machine wash cold. Do not bleach. Hang to dry. No iron, no tumble dry.
The details
- S27 to 29 in 69 to 74 cm
- M30 to 32 in 76 to 81 cm
- L33 to 35 in 84 to 89 cm
- XL36 to 38 in 91 to 97 cm
Measure where the band will sit. Between two sizes? Take the larger one.
- Fabric
- 89% polyester, 11% spandex
- Pouch
- Seamed contour pouchHolds cock and balls forward
- Back
- Full printed seatCovers your whole ass, skin shows through the white
- Waistband
- Slim printed waistbandSmall Intymen label at the front
- Fit
- High-cut legsBikini cut opens up hips and thighs
- Wash
- Machine wash, coldHang or lay flat to dry

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