Rainbow Pecker Straws Pack of 10

Ten little rainbow cocks to sip through

Rainbow penis straws, ten to a pack: plastic drinking straws striped in Pride colors, topped with a red cock and balls, and the cock is the end your lips go around. A party novelty for Pride, birthdays and the guys.

Best forPride pregames and gay bachelor parties.

Pride pregame at yours: the punch is mostly vodka and the guys are mostly glitter. Everyone gets a straw, and nobody manages to suck through a little red cock with a straight face.

• Molded red cock and balls at the top, striped red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple below
• Ten to a pack, so the whole table gets one
• Plastic and light, priced to hand out without a second thought
• Every photo of your drinks becomes a group-chat event

How to use penis straws

1. Pop them off the card and rinse each one before the first round.
2. Stand one in every glass, cock end up.
3. Wrap your lips around the head and sip. Straight faces optional.

The only cock at the party everyone gets a turn on.

Care

They're plastic party straws; rinse with warm, soapy water after use.