Fort Troff Tendril Thruster Mini Fuck Machine with Remote

A power top on a suction cup

A mini fuck machine built into a realistic silicone dildo: the shaft thrusts on a stroke of just under 2 inches and vibrates too, all from a remote. Stick the suction cup down, ease it into your ass and get fucked hands-free.

Best forBottoms who want it hands-free, no frame or stand.

Next door's builders have been drilling since eight, the first useful thing they've done all month. You press the cup to the floor, lube your hole, sink down onto it and thumb the remote to the faster stroke. Nobody hears the motor, and nobody hears you.

• Real thrust: a stroke of just under 2 inches at two speeds, plus eight vibration settings
• A soft, cushy mushroom head for an easy first push, and raised suckers up one side for texture as it moves
• Not quiet: the motor has a growl, so plan around your neighbours

How to use a mini fuck machine

1. Charge it by USB (about 1.5 hours; the port sits under the balls), then lube your ass and the head generously.
2. Press the suction cup onto a smooth, flat surface, like floor tiles or a mirror, and ease the head into your ass before you switch anything on.
3. Use the remote or the buttons on the balls for power, thrust speed and vibration. Start on the slower stroke.

About 45 minutes per charge. Pace yourself, or don't.

Care

Premium liquid silicone, and you can use any lube with it. Recharge by USB; a full charge takes about 1.5 hours.