Alright twinks, listen up. I’m tired of the tight what and into no kink mentality, for those of you who don’t know that’s what twink stands for. It’s actually an acronym, yes. Half of you label yourselves twinks and you’re far from it, from the rising choking fetish to the abundance of sex toys in their drawers, self-proclaimed twinks are often not even twinks at all.
Masturbating and sex feel great, so what the harm in bring in a little extra kink every once in a while or every time you fuck, I’m not judging… too much. I get it, not every twink wants to be stuffed to the brim with cock by some muscle head, but a lot of you do, just admit it already. You might be thinking, but why would I shift from that if he gives that good dick already? Simply because you can have an even better dick and anal pleasure than you’re having now, guaranteed.
For whatever reason, you might not have even used a sex toy before. Maybe you’re a lazy cleaner or you’ve just been too shy to make a purchase either way, there are options out there for you, I can personally guarantee that. And what’s wrong with wanting to have harder, stronger erections and life-shattering orgasms? Nothing, right?
Leaving sex toys off the table for masturbation and sex is basically missing out on a world of pleasure, seriously. You’re essentially wasting the pleasure you could have because these toys do things that you and you man cannot, like vibrator and pulse. No matter how much you try and no matter how long you last and how flexible you may be, you simply won’t achieve what these toys are designed to do effortlessly.
Let’s face it, your cock doesn’t vibrate naturally, and if it does you should get that checked out and lay off the iced lattes. Hitting your prostate isn’t the easiest thing to do solo and your man is literally going in your hole blind to everything but the sensation, only skilled tops know how to hit the p-spot and learning can take a lot of practice.
Even if you’re a strict top who never goes near his hole, you’re missing out on a world of pleasure, my friend. Plenty of toys for men don’t even have to involve anal penetration if you’re never going to go there, but I highly recommend you do. Prostate orgasms are some of the most intense pleasures you can have and the only way to get them is by entering your pleasure palace.
So, twinks, take your masturbation and sex life to the next level with the list of the top ten sex toys for twinks, whether you’re a top, bottom, or verse, I’ve selected my favorites for you below.
The best prostate massager
Sensuelle Homme Rechargeable Prostate Massager
I’ve mentioned prostate massagers in my other blogs before because they target all the right places. They’re easy to use solo or with you man and they’re the right size for quick and easy anal play. This prostate massager has different settings and a delicious curve to really focus the pleasure directly onto your prostate.
If you’ve never had a prostate orgasm before, prepare to stay awhile. The intense sensations you’ll get from stimulating your prostate will give you orgasms that leave you unable to move. Seriously, they’re that good. As an added bonus you can play with your partner during penetration, either in whoever’s topping or some intense double penetration if you’re up for it.
The best intro kink restraint
Easy Toys Expander Spreader Bar & Cuffs Set
Restraints can be hot as fuck in the bedroom and, honestly, they’re great to simply free up your hands for other activities. Spreader bars are a great intro to BDSM and submitting.
The solid metal design will keep you in place so you can be his complete bitch. He’s in complete control whether he connects the bar to something or uses his hands to fuck you whichever way he wants. Giving up control will let you experience bottoming in a whole new way.
The best ball stretcher
Oxballs Squeeze Ball Stretcher
If you’ve never had your balls played with, have you really ever gotten good head? A ball stretcher provides this unique sensation whenever and wherever you want. After extended use, your boys will hang low, swinging is your sweats.
Ball stretchers are a great added pleasure during sex because your balls are forced away from your body. You get to enjoy every stroke of your cock in his hole or in your hand even more as your balls bounce and slap against his ass. It’s really fucking hot and a must-have if you’re looking to start exploring new things
The best anal beads
Master Series Spades Anal Beads XL
I’m a bit of a size queen myself, so I like the bigger side of toys. If you’re open I’d recommend playing with large anal beads. This toy by Master Series can be deeply inserted with over 9 inches of pleasure. The silicone material makes it easy to clean and means it slicks up well with a little lube.
Prepare to expand your hole and fill yourself with the most delicious sensations. The flexible shaft is firm enough to insert but still allows the tapered balls to ebb and flow inside your hole with any movement you make. The best part of anal beads is the intense release at orgasm, pull them all out slowly or quickly as you shoot your load for what feels like never-ending anal pleasure.
The best deep-dicking dildo
Manhandler
If there was ever a perfect dildo it’d be the Manhandler. The perfect girth to fill you without feeling too much of a stretch, length to please even the hungriest hole and a handle to give you all the control you need to pound your hole solo or with your man.
Doc Johnson knows kink and doesn’t disappoint with this dildo. Whether you’re looking for deep anal pleasure or to loosen up for the hung daddy in your life, it’s a great sex toy. With an insertable length of 10 inches and girth of 5 inches, you can enjoy as much as you can of this big boy.
The best cockring
Oxballs Atomic Jock Tri Sport 3 Ring Sling Cockring
Cock rings are an amazing addition to any sexual experience. Easy and straightforward to use with the added bonus of a harder fuller cock, you can’t really go wrong. This one is designed to wrap the base of your cock, shaft, and balls in a snug silicone connected ring design.
Even the pillow princess can enjoy this toy by giving your man your rock hard cock to play with as he pounds your hole.
The best penis pump
Bathmate Hydro 7
Bathmate brings us many great penis pump designs year after year. This is no exception. Based on the negative pressure from expelling water you get to experience a natural pump. Your cock will come out minutes later, noticeably thicker and longer.
Prepare to drop jaws with your swinging meat if you freeball because the effects from this pump can last all-day. Continued use might net you permanent growth and increased erection quality.
The best big dildo
Crystal Jellies Dildos - Ballsy Cock
I’m honestly in love with this cock, maybe even more than my man. While there are bigger dongs out there, this bad boy is girthy and flexible. It’s much easier to accommodate this cock because of the squishiness of the material, but it’s firm enough to pound yourself on.
The ultra-strong suction-cup sticks to any flat surface meaning you can enjoy the ride of your life whenever and wherever you want.
The best butt plug
b-Vibe Snug Plug 3
The is a unique butt plug from the kinky designers over at b-Vibe. The design features two internal balls that add a unique sensation to every movement. Whether you’re a top who enjoys something in his back door while fucking or you just want to go about your day and loosen up for later, this is the perfect butt plug.
The base ensures nothing disappears while you’re enjoying the intense anal pleasure from this toy. So lube up your hole and prepared to be wowed.
The best ass lock
Silicone Cock Ring w/Anal Plug
I can’t rave about ass locks enough. The tugging sensation at your hole with every stroke of your cock really puts you in touch with sexual pleasure. You can wear it while fucking, masturbating, or getting head and reap the benefits of the cock ring and butt plug.
The design gives you the security you need when you’re looking for anal toys, with no chance of it getting lost mid-use. You even get the joys of a harder and fuller erection thanks to the built-in cock-ring, it’s a win-win-win in the world of sex toys.
The best male masturbator
Fleshlight Quickshot Vantage
I couldn’t not mention a Fleshlight product in a top ten sex toys list, but I wanted to highlight a unique stroker. I love a double opening design to allow for an easier docking style experience - where you put the head of his cock in your foreskin or vice versa. Only with this stroker, you don’t need foreskin or to awkwardly try to manage to get two cock heads to fit inside either of your foreskins.
If you’re uncut, I’m sorry for your loss - because you’re missing a lot of nerve endings and not by choice. This stroker’s internal texture will allow you to explore a similar sensation without off the hassle. You can play solo or stroke base to base of both your cocks. I’m not a big fan of pocket butt designs with just one way to use them, I love a versatile toy!
I hope I’ve reformed some twinks with this blog, no offense but I just think everyone should explore all aspects of sex. Too often we pigeonhole ourselves to fit in with others. Get out there and stop hiding behind a label, explore your fantasies!
