Master Series Teddy Bear Exhibitionist with Glow Penis
Master Series Teddy Bear Exhibitionist with Glow Penis
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Leather daddy, plush edition
A gay gag gift teddy bear: a brown plush bear in a black vegan leather coat, holding it open to flash a small glow-in-the-dark cock. A joke for the shelf, not a sex toy.
Best forThe bear friend who already owns every harness.
Your friend's birthday at the leather bar, and the gift bag goes in with the coat check. By midnight the bear is on the bar, coat open, cock glowing, and three guys in harnesses are queuing for a photo. He's the only one in the room wearing more leather than the birthday boy.
- Black vegan leather coat with snaps, a belted back and a buckle, held wide open at the front
- A small glow-in-the-dark cock: give it some light and it shows up when the lights go down
- A gag gift for gay men with a sense of humour: it goes on his nightstand, never in bed with you
Gay gag gift teddy bear size guide
One size. The glowing cock is decorative, not anything you use. If size matters for your shelf, ask Adam in the chat.
How to give a gay gag gift teddy bear
- Leave the bear under a lamp or in daylight for a while so the cock charges up and glows.
- Hand it over, then kill the lights.
Out, proud, and dressed for the Eagle.
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