A Basic Gift For a Basic Bitch Gift Bag- Pack of 3

Three bags, maximum shade

A funny gift bag, three to a pack: plain Kraft paper with a brown ribbon handle and 'A basic gift for a basic bitch' printed along the bottom. Lube, a cock ring and an insult, handed over in one go.

Best forGag gifts for the gay friends who can take it.

The group chat's worst-gift party, Theo's kitchen, eight gay men and a twenty-dollar limit. You let him read the bag out loud to the whole room before he finds the cock ring and the travel lube inside. The insult is on the outside; the cock ring is the apology.

• Three bags: one for the birthday, one for the swap, one for whoever earns it next
• The line sits low on the front, so tissue spilling out of the top never covers it
• Plain Kraft paper and a ribbon handle; the shade is all in the print
• Sized for lube, a cock ring, a small plug or a boxed stroker

How to wrap with a funny gift bag

1. Lay the boxed toy flat on the bottom and stand the lube beside it.
2. Tuck tissue over the top so the plug stays a surprise and the print at the bottom stays readable.
3. Hand it over by the ribbon and let him read it out loud.

Care

Kraft paper with a ribbon handle. Keep it dry and it can go round the group chat again.