Dicky Chug Big Sports Bottle - 20 oz Glow in the Dark

Twenty ounces, sipped from the tip

A glow in the dark penis water bottle: a 20 oz sports bottle shaped like a cock and balls, with a screw cap and a bendy straw coming out of the head.

Best forPride, circuit nights and gay friends who laugh first and drink second.

Pride block party after dark, the DJ booth lit pink, and yours is the only cock in the crowd glowing on its own. Three guys ask where you got it. One asks for a sip, and you hand it over and hold eye contact the whole time.

• Shaped like a cock and balls, faint veins included, in plastic that glows in the dark
• Holds 20 oz, enough for a long set
• Screw cap and bendy straw at the head, so every sip comes from the tip

How to use a glow in the dark penis water bottle

1. Unscrew the black cap at the head and fill the shaft through the opening.
2. Screw the cap back on and bend the straw to your mouth.
3. Leave it under a lamp or in the sun before you go out, so it glows once the lights drop.

Care

Hand wash with warm, soapy water and let it dry fully.