Ekg Arm Bag in Neon

Pockets for the shirtless

A neon arm bag from *ssTricks that straps around your bicep and carries your phone, keys and card, so you can go shirtless in a harness and still have everything on you. Two zip pockets, water-resistant neoprene, reflective sides. Your hands stay free for his ass on the dance floor.

Best forShirtless guys at street fairs, circuit parties and the gym.

Dore Alley at noon: harness, boots, jock, and not one pocket between them. Your phone rides on your bicep, so when the guy from the app says he's by the beer stand, you check without patting yourself down like airport security.

• Two zip pockets: a deeper back one and a slimmer front one, each with a hot pink pull, room for a condom and lube for his cock
• Water-resistant neoprene shrugs off sweat and a splashed drink
• Reflective side panels catch the light on the walk home after dark
• A wide hook-and-loop strap threads through a buckle and pulls snug around your upper arm

How to wear a neon arm bag

1. Phone in the back pocket, keys and card in the front, then zip both closed.
2. Set the bag on the outside of your upper arm, wrap the strap around, thread it through the buckle and fold it back so the hook-and-loop grabs.
3. Pull it snug enough to stay put on the dance floor, not so tight it digs into your bicep.

Care

Water-resistant, not waterproof: fine for sweat and splashes, not for the pool.