20 Reasons Why Porn Is Not Real Life
Who hasn't ever wanted to experience what they see in porn? Let's be honest here: we've all watched porn at least once in our lives. Whether it was in our early teenage years, when we were discovering ourselves, one summer night when we were lonely and bores, or just yesterday, we've all gone to a pornsite and watched a video online or downloaded something to watch later.
And there's nothing wrong with giving ourselves some love while watching porn, but we need to understand that what we see on the screen is not real life; it's fantasy. Porn videos represent situations that would never happen in real life. We enjoy them through our imagination, thinking those could be us. The trouble comes when some guys try to imitate what they saw in a video, which can only result in disappointment.
Let's talk here about 20 differences between gay porn and real sex.
1) Erections are forever
In gay porn, all the gays have rock-hard erections all the time for as long as the video runs. From the moment they start undressing until the spectacular cum-shot moment, heck sometimes from even before the video starts, they seem to have a penis so hard it looks ready to punch a hole on a wall.
What we don't see is what happens behind the scenes. There are people in charge of helping the actors stay erect. Some actors may take viagra, or there are cuts in edition and different camera angles to hide when they lose the erection.
In real life, it's completely normal to lose an erection, and there's nothing to be ashamed about. Sometimes your mind goes somewhere else, or you stop enjoying what's happening, and your penis is the first one to say, "Gurl, no..." but it's not the end of the world. A slight change of position or taking a break can help get that erection back in no time.
2) No one uses towels
In gay porn, things always seem to happen in the most spontaneous ways. They are doing homework and end up fucking over the desk; they're fixing the sink pipes and fuck on the floor; they're making a salad and fuck in front of it. No one worries about cleaning up the potential mess (a mess that never happens in porn).
In real life, when two men fuck there needs to be a towel or some toilet paper at hand to clean that potential mess. Gay sex requires lots of lube, so if you don't want to drench your sheets or sofa, it's better to cover them with a towel. Besides, there's always a possibility of having a nasty accident if we talk about spontaneous anal sex, so, yeah, better use a towel for prevention.
3) Everybody is gay for pay (for the right price)
There are thousands of gay porn videos where someone offers a straight guy some money for having sex with another dude. Whether it is a woman baiting a "straight" guy and then switching her with a man and then offering the first one some money for fucking the latter, or simply offering money to "random" men in the street for accepting some sexual nuances with a guy until offering a significant sum of cash for being willing to be penetrated; I know, the dream.
In real life, you cannot just offer some money to a random straight guy for them to accept having gay sex. I mean, would you have straight sex if a woman offers you cash for it? Hey! I just got an idea: Straight-for-pay porn; girls pay gay guys for having sex with them. Is there a market for it?
4) Gay men have telepathic connections
In gay porn, once men start banging, there's no talking whatsoever, just grunting, panting, and moaning. No one asks if the other is enjoying it; no one suggests changing positions or verbally expresses that they want it to be harder or slower. It seems like they all have telepathic abilities to tell their partners what they want without opening their mouths; I mean, they open their mouths but put the dick in.
In real life, communication is vital. You need to express if you're enjoying it, if a position is uncomfortable in any way, or if you want to top after you were bottoming. When you don't say what you want or if you're not liking it, you're bound to have lousy sex, period. No man will read your mind and do precisely what you want.
5) Talk about consent
As we said before, no one talks in gay porn once the banging begins, but in the same way, no one seems to talk about one of the most important deals with sex: consent. Yes, there has to be consent, or at least we assume there was, but it was off-camera.
In porn, the lines between rape and sex are nonexistent many times. Think about those videos in which a guy walks in while another man is taking a shower and just starts having sex with him. A guy can start saying things like "No... I'm not gay" and ends up willingly riding that dick.
In real life, consent is vital.
6) No preparation for extreme practices
In gay porn, it is really common to see men having spontaneous threesomes where they engage in double penetration like it's nothing. Like, the bottoms on those videos don't have to prepare at all, not just to have a penis inside of them, BUT TWO! Not to mention things like fisting.
Having a large penis requires preparation, lube, and patience in real life. Now, if you're going to have two, those requirements double up. Double penetration requires practice and modifying the angle of penetration until it feels right. You never see that happen in porn.
7) Getting a massage will always result in hot steamy sex
Every time someone gets a massage in gay porn, they'll fuck. How many times have we seen this scene? The jock has a sore muscle and needs to get a professional massage from a guy who's just as hot as him; amid the massage, they get horny and start fucking over the table.
If you like masseur porn and get a professional massage, let me tell you something: You'll get horny, and it'll be awkward.
8) Underwear? Who needs that?
Why do men in gay porn never wear underwear? Not regular underwear, at least. When you watch porn, the guys will just take off their pants to reveal going commando underneath or wearing a sexy designer jockstrap. Even if -again- they're having spontaneous sex, "no one planned," they always look ready for the occasion.
There's nothing wrong with going commando once in a while or with wearing a sexy jockstrap to work; it's just unreal that you'll be like that when having spontaneous sex as we see in porn.
9) The world is big-dick galore
In gay porn, every guy is hung, like... everyone. It's so common to see those massive cocks in porn that we might believe that most men are well endowed; I mean, it's statistics, right?
In reality, just a few men are well endowed like the ones we see in porn... maybe the men we see in porn are the majority of those few men who have that size of a penis.
10) Everybody is a switch
In porn, every guy can top or bottom on command. They don't even have to talk about it. They know the role they have to assume and switch whenever they feel like it.
It seems like being a top, or a bottom is a lifetime decision that cannot be moved in real life. Tops refuse to share their beautiful asses, and bottoms seem allergic to asses. Oh, if only life was as easy as porn.
11) Stepfather means hot lover
Incest happens all the time in gay porn. Whether it is the stepfather fucking his stepson, stepbrothers banging in secret, or the stepfather fucking both stepbrothers, it's family fuckfest galore all the time.
I want to believe this doesn't have that often in real life, hopefully. I mean, it doesn't matter if your stepfather is hot; he's your mother's husband!
12) Tops can go and go like a jackhammer for as long as they want
I've come to the conclusion that gay pornstars are not even human. Like, how can they even bang like that non-stop for 45 minutes straight without looking tired at all? Not even high-performance athletes can achieve something like that. Of course, there's the fact that there's movie editing magic involved, but still... fucking like that it's an art.
13) Bottoms are insatiable, tireless creatures
Just like tops can give and give without stop, bottoms can take and take in gay porn. They never look tired, they never need to take a break or switch it up, they can go for hours with their legs up in the air and their asses being used.
In real life, it's okay to take breaks when you're fucking. Drink some water, catch your breath, stretch your back, and then go back to pound fest.
14) Every man is as flexible as a rubber toy
In gay porn, it's really common to see men doing acrobatic positions. Their backs, legs, hips, necks, and penises go in non-human-looking situations. So if you see that and think that's possible for every man... you might be kinda wrong.
It's possible to try acrobatic sexual positions in real life. Still, it requires specific physical preparation and some natural flexibility that just a few people have.
15) Condoms? What are those?
Many porn sites are proud to produce videos where actors fuck bareback. Of course, they check their STD status every time they film a video, but you don't see that on camera. What you see is two hot men going at it with no protection whatsoever.
There are other companies where the actors use condoms, but you don't see them unrolling the thing around their penises; they just magically appear there!
In real life sex, there's always this moment where you need to pause so you can properly wear the condom by yourself, but PLEASE WEAR ONE!
16) A man in a uniform is 100% a gay man
A police officer? Gay. A fireman? Gay. A Soldier? Obviously gay. In gay porn, every man in uniform will suck your dick and fuck your ass hit-out hesitation.
In real life, this is not true. It's just that uniforms make men look powerful and masculine. Still, you'll find gay men in these professions with the same probability you find them everywhere else.
17) Gag reflex is a thing of your imagination
In gay porn, men have the largest dicks, and their partners swallow them whole like it's nothing. It's like they can unhinge their jaws like snakes. If we'd use an x-ray vision while they're sucking those humungous dicks, how far would those dicks look in there?
In real life, some people have no gag reflex and can suck the biggest dicks (bitches, I hate you all), but they're just a few gifted ones, not as far as common as we see in porn.
18) Anuses self-lubricate
In gay porn, it is scarce to see people using lube. I mean, yes, they eat the ass sometimes, but no amount of spit is enough for their tiny pink holes to take those huge dicks. Still, it seems like their asses are just magically wet, and the dick just slides in like nothing.
I mean, yes, they call it a bussy, but it doesn't work like that.
19) Being in a fraternity is gay sex every day
Yes, I bet there are still fraternities that "torture" pledges with homoerotic activities that -somehow- reaffirm their masculinities, straightness, and whiteness (man, straight people are weird) as hazing rituals. Still, I doubt it is like we see it in porn; we would already know. We would know it, right?
20) Every straight guy can be seduced by a gay guy
All those scenes we see where a gay guy convinces a straight man to have sex with him through alcohol, sexy talk, and touching their thigh is just the expression many men have of fucking a straight man and turning him gay. Let's face it, sisters, if you can fuck him, he's already gay or bi. In real life, the probability of finding a macho straight man who you can smoothly convince to have sex with you is close to 0.
Porn is a form of fiction, and we need to understand it as it is. Gay porn is there for us to "live" our most impossible fantasies. I'll watch The Avengers and fantasize about being Captain America and fighting the bad guys, and then I'll watch MEN.COM's porn version and fantasize about fucking his ass; but that's just what it is, a fantasy.
