An open violet gift box lined with black tissue, a hot pink satin ribbon spilling out of it

The holiday box

WORTHUNWRAPPING.

For you.For him.For whatever happens next.

The thing you actually want is in here. So is his. Pull the ribbon.

Something for your cock, something for his ass, and the lube to get you both there. Pull the ribbon.

Untie it

Go on. Untie it.

Pull the ribbon until the bow gives. Or keep scrolling and it comes undone on its own.

Inside the box.

Three layers of tissue, and something under each one.

A man’s hands pull the pink ribbon on a violet box in his lap

Layer 1 of 3

For you. Treat yourself.

The thing you keep not buying. It has sat in your cart since summer, and nobody is going to wrap it for you. So we did.

Something to fuck, something to sit on, and a door that locks. Nobody gets you off the way you do. Start there.

Layer 2 of 3

For him. The guy you’re buying for.

Boyfriend, husband, the one you have been seeing since October. He will say you shouldn’t have. He will not mean it.

A plug he wears while you hold the phone. A jock that leaves his ass bare. Buy what you want to use on him and call it generosity.

Electro stays below the waist, and it is not for anyone with a pacemaker or a heart condition.

Layer 3 of 3

For whatever happens next.

Lube, a ring, cleaner, something for two. Nobody wraps these. Everybody reaches for them at midnight.

Lube for his hole, a ring for your cock, and a spray for whatever was just inside him. The boring stuff is what keeps you fucking past midnight.

A ring comes off after about 30 minutes, and right away if anything goes numb, cold or sore.

Two men laughing on a sofa, covered in violet paper and pink ribbon, the empty box at their feet

Paper on the floor. Ribbon everywhere. Now the fun part.

Paper on the floor. Ribbon everywhere. Now get him out of his clothes.

The naughty list

Twelve nights.

One tag a night, or all twelve by Sunday. Each one is something to do to him, with something from the box. Open them in order, or go straight to the one you want.

Twelve tags, twelve things to do to him, each with something from the box. Nobody is checking whether you wait a night between them.

Naughty or nice?
  1. Night 1

    Two pumps in your palm. Jerk him off slower than he can stand, and he keeps his hands behind his head the whole time.

  2. Night 2

    He wears the jock and nothing else while he pours you a drink. Sit where the view is, and take your time finishing it.

    Pistol Pete jock
  3. Night 3

    Wand on low. Up the inside of his thigh, under his balls, along his taint. Everywhere but his cock, until he asks nicely.

    Motovibe wand
  4. Night 4

    Stretch the ring over his cock and balls, then get undressed in front of him. Slowly. It comes off after about 30 minutes, so do not waste them.

    DO-NUT-2
  5. Night 5

    Tub open on the nightstand, a scoop each. Jerk each other off. First one to come makes breakfast.

    Boy Butter
  6. Night 6

    He wears the plug to dinner. You keep the app open under the table. Every time he reaches for his wine, turn it up.

  7. Night 7

    Max 2 on his cock, the app in your hand. He does not come until you say so. Make him ask twice.

  8. Night 8

    Helix in his ass, hands off his cock. He lies there and breathes. You watch, and you do not help.

  9. Night 9

    Cast his cock tonight. He has to stay hard right through the pour, and keeping him there is your job.

    Clone-A-Willy
  10. Night 10

    He wears the Vice 2. You keep the remote and ask about his day. Change the pattern every time he finishes a sentence.

    Vice 2
  11. Night 11

    One pad at the base of his shaft, one on his balls, your thumb on the plus. Go up one colour at a time and watch his face.

    KIX
  12. Night 12

    He holds the case. You fuck it. His hand is on the squeeze panel, so he decides how tight you get it.

    Man Squeeze Twink Ass

Electro stays below the waist and is not for anyone with a pacemaker or a heart condition. A ring comes off after about 30 minutes.

Two shirtless men kissing, a pink satin ribbon looped around their shoulders

The box was the excuse.

The box was foreplay.

What you do with it

Unwrap him.

The ribbon comes off the box. Throwing it away would be a waste, and he is standing right there.

The ribbon comes off the box and goes on him. He is the present now. Take your time with the wrapping, and longer taking it off.

  1. A bare chest with a pink satin ribbon tied across it in a bow, his hand on one end

    1 of 3

    Chest.

    Tie it across his chest, bow in the middle. Then find out what his nipples think about it.

    Bow across his chest. Your mouth on one nipple, a teaser on the other, and you both watch it swell.

    Nipple Teasers
  2. A bare torso in low grey sweatpants, a pink satin bow tied at the waist and a hand pulling one end

    2 of 3

    Waist.

    Tie the bow at his waistband and pull one end. Slowly. He is allowed to watch.

    Bow at his waistband. Pull one end and take the sweatpants down with it. What he has on underneath is your call.

    Pistol Pete jock
  3. A bare back with a pink ribbon running down the spine and a hand pulling the end

    3 of 3

    Spine.

    Lay it down his back and follow it with your hands, all the way down.

    Ribbon down his spine and your tongue right behind it. Do not stop at the small of his back.

Two wrists wrapped in pink satin ribbon on dark sheets, another hand holding the loose end

Hands above his head

Tie him up. Loosely.

Satin around his wrists is a suggestion, not a restraint. That is the appeal: he could get out any time, and he does not want to.

Wrists together, a few loose turns of ribbon, hands above his head. He could get out any time. Your job is to make sure he does not want to.

  1. Agree a word first. When he says it, everything stops and the ribbon comes off.
  2. Loose wraps only. Two fingers should slide under the ribbon, and nothing should tighten when he pulls.
  3. Ribbon is for show, not for weight or tight knots. Never tie him to anything, and never leave him on his own.

While his hands are busy: Motovibe wand

A bearded man looks into the camera with the end of a pink ribbon between his teeth

What he does back

Then he gets the ribbon.

You have had him tied, teased and unwrapped. He was taking notes the whole time. The ribbon goes both ways: pull it and see.

Your turn.

He is face down with your ribbon down his spine. Work the plug into his ass, open the app, and make him hold still while you turn it up. If he moves, you start again from the lowest setting.

His turn.

Now you are the one on your back, and he has the ribbon in his teeth. He puts the Max 2 on your cock, keeps the app for himself, and keeps you waiting exactly as long as you kept him.

Same rules both ways: the word you agreed stops everything.

Still not sure what he wants?

Two ways to get it right without guessing his size.

One man hands another a violet box tied with a pink ribbon

Let him pick.

The gift card arrives by email the moment you buy it. Nothing ships, nothing turns up at his door, and it never expires. He picks, you take the credit.

Gift cardFrom $36.39
Two hands part black tissue paper inside a violet box

A box every month.

Toys, lube and extras, picked from his answers and never the same thing twice. Every 1, 2 or 3 months, in a plain box. Pause, skip or cancel anytime.

See the boxes

Filthy inside. Nothing to see outside.

A plain brown cardboard box on a doormat in a dim hallway
What the hallway sees
A violet gift box tied with a pink satin bow, seen from above
What he sees

Private outside.

What is in the box is between you two. What lands on the mat is a plain brown box.

  • Plain brown box. No logos, no labels.
  • No store name on the shipping label or the customs form.
  • Whoever picks it up has zero idea what is inside.
  • Most orders arrive in about 5 days. Order before 2pm Eastern on a weekday and it usually ships the same day.
  • Your tracking number lands in your inbox the moment the carrier has it.
Shipping and delivery
Two men asleep in dark sheets, with torn violet paper, pink ribbon and the empty box on the bed

The morning after

Whatever happened next.

Paper on the bed, ribbon on the floor, and nowhere to be until noon. That was the whole idea.

Paper on the bed, ribbon everywhere, the box empty and both of you wrecked. Tonight, open the next tag.

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