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Sport Fucker Shower Kit

Sport Fucker Shower Kit

Regular price $99.00 CAD
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 Ultimate Clean with the Sport Fucker™ Shower Kit! 🚿💦

Hey there, cleanliness connoisseurs! Ready to experience the ultimate in cleanout convenience? The Sport Fucker™ Shower Kit has everything you need for a thorough and satisfying clean. This premium kit includes a custom-made stainless-steel hose, a no-leak shower diverter, and your choice of flexible, pure platinum silicone nozzles. Let’s dive into the details!

Key Features:

  • Complete Shower Kit: Includes a 6 ft. stainless-steel hose, a no-leak shower diverter, and a silicone nozzle.
  • Durable Stainless-Steel Hose: Custom-made and superior to flimsy alternatives, ensuring durability and reliability.
  • No-Leak Shower Diverter: 100% stainless steel for a secure, leak-free experience.
  • Flexible Silicone Nozzle: Bends to your body’s contours for easy and effective cleaning.
  • Portable Design: Disconnect easily for travel, ensuring you can maintain cleanliness wherever you go.
  • Compatible with:

How to Use the Sport Fucker™ Shower Kit

Setting Up:

  1. Unbox Your Kit:

    • Carefully remove all components from the packaging, including the stainless-steel hose, shower diverter, and selected nozzle.
  2. Attach the Shower Diverter:

    • Connect the shower diverter to your showerhead. This allows you to easily switch between regular shower use and the cleanout nozzle.
  3. Connect the Hose:

    • Attach the custom-made 6 ft. stainless-steel hose to the shower diverter. Ensure the connection is secure and leak-free.
  4. Select and Attach the Nozzle:

    • Choose your preferred nozzle length (6 inches to 18 inches) and connect it to the hose. Ensure it is securely attached.

Preparing for Use:

  1. Adjust Water Pressure:

    • Set your shower to a low-pressure setting to ensure a gentle and comfortable flow of water.
  2. Lubricate the Nozzle:

    • Apply a generous amount of water-based or silicone-based lubricant to the nozzle for easy and comfortable insertion.

Using the Shower Kit:

  1. Insert the Nozzle:

    • Gently insert the flexible silicone nozzle into the desired area. The nozzle’s bendable design ensures it follows your body’s contours comfortably.
  2. Initiate the Flow:

    • Turn on the water and switch the diverter to the cleanout nozzle. Allow the water to flow through the nozzle, providing a thorough and effective cleanout.
  3. Adjust as Needed:

    • Move the nozzle gently to ensure all areas are cleaned. The various nozzle lengths provide flexibility and reach for a comprehensive clean.

Aftercare:

  1. Clean Your Kit:

    • After use, detach the nozzle from the hose. Clean all components thoroughly with warm, soapy water or your favorite sex toy cleaner. Rinse well to remove any residue.
  2. Dry and Store:

    • Allow all parts to air dry completely before storing. Keep the kit in a clean, dry place, separate from other non-silicone items to maintain its quality.

Tips for the Best Experience:

  • Use Low Pressure: Always use the nozzle with low water pressure to ensure a comfortable and safe cleanout.
  • Stay Lubed: Apply plenty of lubricant to the nozzle before insertion to enhance comfort and ease of use.
  • Travel Ready: Disconnect and take the kit with you when you travel to ensure you stay clean and confident wherever you go.

Story: A Night to Remember 🌟

Imagine this: You've just arrived at your hotel after a long day of travel. You’ve got plans for an exciting night out, but you want to make sure you’re fresh and ready for anything that comes your way. Luckily, you packed your Sport Fucker™ Shower Kit.

As you step into the luxurious bathroom, you can’t help but smile, knowing that in just a few minutes, you’ll be perfectly clean and ready for the night’s adventures. You attach the stainless-steel hose to the shower diverter with ease, appreciating the high-quality craftsmanship. You select the 6-inch nozzle, ideal for a quick and efficient clean, and lube it up generously.

The warm water flows gently, filling you with a sense of relaxation as the flexible nozzle bends to your body’s contours. You can feel the thorough cleanout happening, ensuring you’re as fresh as possible. The ergonomic design makes the process quick and comfortable, leaving you feeling confident and invigorated.

After your cleanout, you detach the nozzle, rinse everything off, and lay the parts out to dry. As you get dressed, you feel a renewed sense of confidence. You’re ready for whatever the night has in store, knowing that you’re prepared for any intimate moments that might arise.

With the Sport Fucker™ Shower Kit, you’ve just experienced the ultimate in cleanout convenience, and you can’t help but think about how much better your night will be because of it. You’re ready to hit the town, meet new people, and create unforgettable memories, all with the confidence that comes from feeling perfectly clean and fresh.

So why wait? Upgrade to the Sport Fucker™ Shower Kit and ensure every adventure is a night to remember! 🌟🚿

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