Boneyard Meat Ballz
Boneyard Meat Ballz
Retired, not replaced.
Out of production. Here's what guys reach for now, matched on size and feel.
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Bead by bead, around your balls
A beaded silicone cock ring: a loop of soft, round silicone beads that sits around your balls and the base of your cock. It stretches on, holds you snug, and the beads press in at points all the way round.
Best forGuys who want texture around their cock and balls and a ring that won't pull hair.
Sunday morning, coffee on the nightstand and a tab of gay porn open on the laptop. The beads warm against your balls within minutes, and you take it slow, stopping just short every time. The guy on screen finishes first; you're in no hurry to catch up.
- Round beads all the way round press into your cock and balls at separate points instead of one flat line
- Soft-touch silicone that warms to your body fast
- Stretches to about twice its size, and it won't roll or tug at hair
- Waterproof, and safe with any lube
Beaded silicone cock ring size guide
One size, very stretchy: 1.75 in (45 mm) across the inside and 3 in (77 mm) across the outside, with 2X stretch. It goes around your balls and the base of your cock together. If it still feels tight once it's on, an adjustable lasso is the better type, or ask Adam in the chat.
How to put on a beaded silicone cock ring
- Start soft, with a little lube on your cock and balls and inside the ring; any lube is fine.
- Stretch it wide with both hands and ease your balls through one at a time, then your cock.
- Settle it at the base of your cock and balls with the beads lying evenly all the way round.
- To take it off, stretch it open again and ease out your cock, then your balls.
Care
Safe with all lubricants. Wash after each use with soap and water and allow to air dry.
SafetyTake it off after about 30 minutes, and right away if you feel numbness, coldness or pain.
The details
- Textured
Will it fit? Wrap a strip of paper around the base of your cock and balls, mark where it meets, and measure it. This ring measures 5.6 in (14 cm) around the inside.
- Fit
- 1.75 in (45 mm) inside, 2X stretch3 in (77 mm) outside
- Material
- SiliconeBody-safe and non-porous
- Lube
- Any lube

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