Nobu Vanilla Is For Ice Cream Reusable Tote

Vanilla stays in the freezer

A funny gay tote bag: black, two long handles, 'vanilla is for ice cream.' printed in white. It carries groceries, gym kit or the harness you're taking to his place, and tells the checkout line where you stand on boring sex. The lube in it is for his cock and your hole, later.

Best forKinky guys who like the grocery run to say it for them.

The potluck is at the bear couple's place upstairs, and you walk in with two bottles of red in the tote. Half the room reads it and laughs. Both hosts just nod, like it's the house rules.

• Lowercase white lettering on black, full stop included, because the sentence is finished
• Boxy with a flat base, so bottles, a gym towel or a folded harness stand up instead of rolling around
• Two long handles, easy to sling over a shoulder on the walk to his, where it hits the floor before your ass hits the bed
• Reusable, so it gets more outings than the jock you bought for one party

How to carry a funny gay tote bag

1. Pack the heavy things flat on the base: bottles, shoes, the harness folded once.
2. Sling it over your shoulder with the print facing out. That's the whole point.

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