Now Is a Good Time to Lower Your Expectation - Pack of 3
Now Is a Good Time to Lower Your Expectation - Pack of 3
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Unwrap the Snark! 🎁
Feeling like your friends are just setting you up for disappointment? Well, darling, "Now Is a Good Time to Lower Your Expectations - Pack of 3" is here to take that passive-aggressive gifting game to the next level! Perfect for the queens and kings who love to sprinkle a little humor with their presents, these snarky gift bags are the ultimate accessory for all your gag gifts.Why You'll Love It: 💖
- Material: Made from sassy Kraft paper that says, “Oh honey, I’m not here to impress!”
- Size: 11" H x 8" L x 4" W - because size does matter, especially when it comes to your festive flair!
- Handle: A fancy brown ribbon handle, because we all deserve a little bit of class, right?
- Pack of 3: Because one is never enough, and we all love a good deal! 💸
Wrap It Up, Queen! 👑
Listen up, sugar! If you’re tired of wrapping paper that just blends in with the background like a bad drag performance, it’s time to start making statements—one gift bag at a time. Picture this: your bestie opens their gift, and instead of the usual “Oh, how lovely!” you get a burst of laughter followed by an eye-roll. It’s like giving them a hug and a wink at the same time. So, why not embrace the fabulousness of low expectations? With our "Now Is a Good Time to Lower Your Expectations - Pack of 3," you’ll have the perfect bags for all your slightly burnt-out gift-giving needs. No more boring gifts, only sassy surprises! Get yours today and let the festivities begin. Your friends will thank you... or maybe they’ll just lower their expectations! 😉✨Share
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