Nobu Might Be Wine, Might Be Dildos Reusable Tote

Plausible deniability, with handles

A funny reusable tote bag in black cloth, printed 'might be wine, might be dildos.' in white. At 15 x 14 x 7 inches it carries the bottles and the toys for your ass to his place, and doesn't say which is which.

Best forGuys who bring their own toys to his place and like a joke on the way.

Friday, wine shop line, two bottles of red going in on top of the plug you packed for later at his place. The cashier reads the print, eyes the bottles and says, so, both. You don't correct him.

• Room for wine bottles standing upright and a dildo lying flat across the bottom
• Two long cloth handles, easy on the shoulder or in the hand
• Soft enough to fold into your gym bag until the night calls for it
• The print answers the question before anyone at his place asks

How to pack a toy tote

1. Put your toys in a pouch or their own boxes first, so the dildo and the plug stay clean on the way.
2. Toys flat across the bottom, bottles upright at the sides, lube in the middle.
3. Shoulder it and head to his place; the print does the explaining.