The holiday box

WORTHUNWRAPPING.

For you.For him.For whatever happens next.

The thing you actually want is in here. So is his. Pull the ribbon.

Something for your cock, something for his ass, and the lube to get you both there. Pull the ribbon.

Untie it

Go on. Untie it.

Pull the ribbon until the bow gives. Or keep scrolling and it comes undone on its own.

Inside the box.

Three layers of tissue, and something under each one.

A man’s hands pull the pink ribbon on a violet box in his lap

Layer 1 of 3

For you. Treat yourself.

The thing you keep not buying. It has sat in your cart since summer, and nobody is going to wrap it for you. So we did.

Something to fuck, something to sit on, and a door that locks. Nobody gets you off the way you do. Start there.

Layer 2 of 3

For him. The guy you’re buying for.

Boyfriend, husband, the one you have been seeing since October. He will say you shouldn’t have. He will not mean it.

A plug he wears while you hold the phone. A jock that leaves his ass bare. Buy what you want to use on him and call it generosity.

Electro stays below the waist, and it is not for anyone with a pacemaker or a heart condition.

Layer 3 of 3

For whatever happens next.

Lube, a ring, cleaner, something for two. Nobody wraps these. Everybody reaches for them at midnight.

Lube for his hole, a ring for your cock, and a spray for whatever was just inside him. The boring stuff is what keeps you fucking past midnight.

A ring comes off after about 30 minutes, and right away if anything goes numb, cold or sore.

Two men laughing on a sofa, covered in violet paper and pink ribbon, the empty box at their feet

Paper on the floor. Ribbon everywhere. Now the fun part.

Paper on the floor. Ribbon everywhere. Now get him out of his clothes.

The naughty list

Twelve nights.

One tag a night, or all twelve by Sunday. Each one is something to do to him, with something from the box. Open them in order, or go straight to the one you want.

Twelve tags, twelve things to do to him, each with something from the box. Nobody is checking whether you wait a night between them.

Naughty or nice?

Night 1

Two pumps in your palm. Jerk him off slower than he can stand, and he keeps his hands behind his head the whole time.
Swiss Navy lube
Night 2

He wears the jock and nothing else while he pours you a drink. Sit where the view is, and take your time finishing it.
Pistol Pete jock
Night 3

Wand on low. Up the inside of his thigh, under his balls, along his taint. Everywhere but his cock, until he asks nicely.
Motovibe wand
Night 4

Stretch the ring over his cock and balls, then get undressed in front of him. Slowly. It comes off after about 30 minutes, so do not waste them.
DO-NUT-2
Night 5

Tub open on the nightstand, a scoop each. Jerk each other off. First one to come makes breakfast.
Boy Butter
Night 6

He wears the plug to dinner. You keep the app open under the table. Every time he reaches for his wine, turn it up.
Hush 2
Night 7

Max 2 on his cock, the app in your hand. He does not come until you say so. Make him ask twice.
Max 2
Night 8

Helix in his ass, hands off his cock. He lies there and breathes. You watch, and you do not help.
Helix Trident
Night 9

Cast his cock tonight. He has to stay hard right through the pour, and keeping him there is your job.
Clone-A-Willy
Night 10

He wears the Vice 2. You keep the remote and ask about his day. Change the pattern every time he finishes a sentence.
Vice 2
Night 11

One pad at the base of his shaft, one on his balls, your thumb on the plus. Go up one colour at a time and watch his face.
KIX
Night 12

He holds the case. You fuck it. His hand is on the squeeze panel, so he decides how tight you get it.
Man Squeeze Twink Ass

Electro stays below the waist and is not for anyone with a pacemaker or a heart condition. A ring comes off after about 30 minutes.

Two shirtless men kissing, a pink satin ribbon looped around their shoulders

The box was the excuse.

The box was foreplay.

What you do with it

Unwrap him.

The ribbon comes off the box. Throwing it away would be a waste, and he is standing right there.

The ribbon comes off the box and goes on him. He is the present now. Take your time with the wrapping, and longer taking it off.

1 of 3

Chest.

Tie it across his chest, bow in the middle. Then find out what his nipples think about it.
Bow across his chest. Your mouth on one nipple, a teaser on the other, and you both watch it swell.
Nipple Teasers
2 of 3

Waist.

Tie the bow at his waistband and pull one end. Slowly. He is allowed to watch.
Bow at his waistband. Pull one end and take the sweatpants down with it. What he has on underneath is your call.
Pistol Pete jock
3 of 3

Spine.

Lay it down his back and follow it with your hands, all the way down.
Ribbon down his spine and your tongue right behind it. Do not stop at the small of his back.
Swiss Navy lube

Two wrists wrapped in pink satin ribbon on dark sheets, another hand holding the loose end

Hands above his head

Tie him up. Loosely.

Satin around his wrists is a suggestion, not a restraint. That is the appeal: he could get out any time, and he does not want to.

Wrists together, a few loose turns of ribbon, hands above his head. He could get out any time. Your job is to make sure he does not want to.

Agree a word first. When he says it, everything stops and the ribbon comes off.
Loose wraps only. Two fingers should slide under the ribbon, and nothing should tighten when he pulls.
Ribbon is for show, not for weight or tight knots. Never tie him to anything, and never leave him on his own.

While his hands are busy: Motovibe wand

A bearded man looks into the camera with the end of a pink ribbon between his teeth

What he does back

Then he gets the ribbon.

You have had him tied, teased and unwrapped. He was taking notes the whole time. The ribbon goes both ways: pull it and see.

Your turn.

He is face down with your ribbon down his spine. Work the plug into his ass, open the app, and make him hold still while you turn it up. If he moves, you start again from the lowest setting.

Hush 2The plug in his ass, the app in your hand.

His turn.

Now you are the one on your back, and he has the ribbon in his teeth. He puts the Max 2 on your cock, keeps the app for himself, and keeps you waiting exactly as long as you kept him.

Max 2On your cock. It squeezes when he says.

Same rules both ways: the word you agreed stops everything.

Two taps

Who is it for?

Tell me who is unwrapping it and how bold to go. I will pull the right things out of the box.

How bold?

Me

My man

A guy I just started seeing

Pick one and I will deal.

Still not sure what he wants?

Two ways to get it right without guessing his size.

One man hands another a violet box tied with a pink ribbon

Let him pick.

The gift card arrives by email the moment you buy it. Nothing ships, nothing turns up at his door, and it never expires. He picks, you take the credit.

Gift cardFrom $25.00

Two hands part black tissue paper inside a violet box

A box every month.

Toys, lube and extras, picked from his answers and never the same thing twice. Every 1, 2 or 3 months, in a plain box. Pause, skip or cancel anytime.

See the boxes

Filthy inside. Nothing to see outside.

A plain brown cardboard box on a doormat in a dim hallway — What the hallway sees

A violet gift box tied with a pink satin bow, seen from above — What he sees

Private outside.

What is in the box is between you two. What lands on the mat is a plain brown box.

Plain brown box. No logos, no labels.
No store name on the shipping label or the customs form.
Whoever picks it up has zero idea what is inside.
Most orders arrive in about 5 days. Order before 2pm Eastern on a weekday and it usually ships the same day.
Your tracking number lands in your inbox the moment the carrier has it.

Shipping and delivery