Pleasure Collection Matte Finish Paddle
Pleasure Collection Matte Finish Paddle
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Get Ready to Paddle in Style! 🌈🍑
Introducing the Pleasure Collection Matte Finish Paddle—your new best friend for those cheeky nights in! Forget the boring old paddles; this beauty is here to spice up your playtime and make sure every swoosh feels as fabulous as it looks. Because if you’re going to be naughty, you might as well do it with flair, darling!
Why You'll Love It:
- Overall Length: 15.5 inches of pure joy!
- Paddle Length: 8.75 inches for that perfect swing.
- Wrist Strap Circumference: 11 inches to keep it secure while you unleash your inner top. 🎉
- Material: Vegan leather and metal, because even pleasure can be cruelty-free!
- Features: Matte finish diamond printed handle for that luxurious grip, plus a cute COQUETTE charm to let everyone know you mean business! 💅
Summary:
So, you’ve got your eye on the Pleasure Collection Matte Finish Paddle? Good choice! Whether you're a seasoned pro or just tipping your toes into new waters, this paddle is perfect for adding a dash of sass to your adventures. Imagine the look on your partner's face when they see you strutting in with this bad boy—talk about a power move! 💪
Don't let the fear of a boring night hold you down. Grab this paddle and let the fun begin! Remember, every swipe tells a story, and you want that story to be one for the ages. Get ready to take your play to the next level—because darling, life is too short for mundane toys! 🔥
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