Swiss Navy Essentials Variety Pack of 3

Slip, Slide, and Sparkle: Your All-in-One Essentials Kit! ✨🍑💦

Whether you’re flying solo, playing with friends, or giving your toys a well-deserved spa day, this Essentials Variety Pack is your backstage pass to staying slick, squeaky clean, and ready for action. Because let’s face it—life’s more fun when it’s properly lubed! 😉

What's Inside the Pack? 📦

• 1 oz. Premium Silicone Lubricant: The Beyoncé of lubes—long-lasting, luxurious, and won’t quit halfway through your encore.
• 1 oz. Premium Water-Based Lubricant: Lightweight and versatile, like your favorite pair of briefs. Safe for all your adventures (and toys).
• 1 oz. Premium Toy & Body Cleaner: Because nobody likes a messy queen. Keep your gear (and yourself) spotless and fresh.

Why You'll Love It: 💕

• Perfect for trying new things without committing to a full bottle. (Yes, size queens, it's okay to start small.)
• Travel-friendly—toss it in your carry-on and keep your mile-high dreams alive. ✈️
• Gentle formulas for your most sensitive spots. Because TLC isn’t just a band, babe.

Storytime: The Kit That Saves the Day! 🎭
Picture this: date night’s heating up, but oops! You’re out of lube. Tragic, right? Not anymore. This variety pack has your back (and front 😉). Whether you need a little slip for your slide, a quick clean-up, or an excuse to try something new, this kit is your knight in shiny silicone. No more awkward moments, no more sticky situations—just you, fully prepped for whatever (or whoever) the night brings.

Grab yours now and never be caught unprepared again. Because darling, a good time starts with the essentials. ✨