Top 10 Prostate Massagers
There is a lot of mystery surrounding the prostate and the orgasms it produces. Even among guys who have a lot of anal sex, that magic moment of prostatic bliss can still be elusive. Luckily, there are some nifty gadgets out there to help guide you to the promised land!
Here are our top 10 prostate massagers followed by some resources to help you get the most out of them.
We start off the list with an innovative little number from Doc Johnson that has a built-in cock ring. The cock ring features a couple of flattened tabs to make putting on and taking off the ring a lot easier, which is a nice touch.
What's really great about this prostate massager, though, is the "joystick" feature. While this massager works great just through Kegel flexing, sometimes it's nice to be able to wiggle the massager with your hand a bit and the joystick makes that easy.
The cock ring feature is nice because you can also get a little wiggle going on while you're jerking off. This is an all-around solid massager that has effective, uncomplicated features.
We start off the list with a classic model from a heavy hitter in the prostate stim biz, Aneros. Aneros is to prostate stims what Fleshlight is to strokers. Innovative and ubiquitous, their prostate stims are the gold standard.
This is a pretty straightforward prostate stimulator that is simple and brutally effective. Perfectly shaped to tickle just the right spot and easily operated by flexing the Kegels, this stim has all of the best features of other Aneros models rolled into one. Easily one of the best unpowered stims out there.
This is an excellent P-spot massager for guys who are looking for vibration function in their massager but want it on a budget. While this isn't the most powerful or fanciest of the massagers on the list, the toy itself possesses well-designed contours and a vibrator that's more than powerful enough to get the job done.
A solid massager with few bells and whistles that gives you exactly what you pay for. It may not rotate or do the dishes like some other, fancier toys, but it will get you where you're going!
This powered P-spot massager features dual motors, one in the head and one in the testicle/perineum stimulator, that really bring the thunder to your down-under. The head has a slight bit of flex to it so you can get it into just the right place without a lot of hassle and the ring feature is an excellent way to guide the action and makes removal nice and simple.
It's USB rechargeable and uses a magnetic charging port so the toy is completely submersible for fun in the shower or hot tub. Convenient, powerful, effective- what's not to love?
The name is French for "sensual man" and that name is apt! This baby is one of the best non-hands-free units out there. It has a unique, twisting design that makes insertion both easy and pleasurable and the texturing along the body of the toy is intense enough to be noticeable without being intrusive. The real star of the show with this toy is the bumpy, textured head that adds an extra layer of prostatic stimulation to really help move things along nicely.
What this toy lacks in hands-free functionality, it more than makes up for with precise design. Not bad for a toy in the middle of the price range!
Competition starts to get pretty damn tight as we crack into the second half of our list. This is where all the extra little features really start to matter! Rounding out the top 5, we have this spicy little number.
This is a simple, effective massager that has a little bit of everything. A perfectly contoured body that is smooth and satisfying, powerful vibes and, the best part, an array of speeds and functions that really drive the good vibes home and make quick work of providing that teeth-clenching P-spot orgasm. It even has a wireless remote control system that can share control via an app!
There's just no other way to put this, this bastard stimulates your prostate and gives you a rim job! Seriously! In addition to the multiple vibration modes and patterns, there are rotating beads found at the base which also offer three different speeds to tickle your holiest of holies.
The extended base also vibrates to stimulate your perineum while you rock your way to orgasmic bliss. Top it all off with an easy-to-use, wireless remote and slap a mid-range price tag on it, and you've got yourself one helluva prostate toy!
Rounding out the top three heaviest hitters is the Nexus Revo Stealth. First of all, they are joking when they say stealth, this baby packs a lot of punch for such a quiet ride! It's got a magnetic USB recharging port and is completely waterproof and the textured base ads a bit of extra tingle for your dingle while you ride out the fun.
The real magic of this prostate stim is in the rotational action. Kegels? Fuck that! Who needs 'em?! This baby does all the work for you. Just pop it in, find your favorite setting, and wait for the fireworks to fly!
The one thing you should probably know, however, is that this toy is a bit bigger than some of the other entries on the list, so be sure you can handle that bit of extra girth. It's nothing too crazy, just something worth noting.
This is basically a slimmer version of the previous entry that has all of the same features. This would be a much better choice for someone who is looking for the outrageous power and functionality of the Stealth, without the added girth that many guys find uncomfortable.
If you are looking for all of the pleasure and innovation of the previous entry without all the stretch, this would be a better way to go!
1- LELO Loki
It's almost not fair including this toy in a top ten list because there really is no competition. Perfectly contoured, designed for convenience, and it easily packs the most powerful, gut-thumping vibes on the market.
Once you pop this baby up your pooper, it finds its way directly to your P-spot and starts to deliver eye-watering vibrations that will turn your legs to jelly and have you painting the walls in no time flat. It has everything you'd expect from a quality prostate massager, USB rechargeability, simple controls, ergonomic design, but what sets this toy above all the rest is the superlatively powerful motor which has earned this toy an honored spot in many a connoisseur's nightstand. You really have to try it to believe it!
General Tips And Resources For New Prostate Players
The prostate is a notoriously fickle little gland that doesn't always give up its pleasure treasure so easily. Even with a good prostate toy, it can take a bit of finesse to get the ball rolling. Here are a few resources to give you a better handle on how to approach your prostate play and help you milk that stubborn bastard for all it's worth!
- A Newbie's Guide To Prostate Massage - A guide to help beginners with the very first steps of prostate exploration from how to find it in the first place to the best ways to make it sing.
- Push-Button Bliss: The Ultimate Guide To Prostate Massage - This is an updated version of the previous guide aimed at the more experienced prostate players looking for a bit of an extra edge.
- Aneros Prostate Comparison Guide - This is a guide that specifically runs through Aneros prostate massagers and what sets them apart from others. While a lot of this list focused on some of the more spectacular massagers out there, the simple, effective designs from Aneros could warrant a top ten list of only their models. Worth checking out if you'd like to expand your knowledge of P-spot massagers in general!
Useful Prostate Massage Accessories
There are a few accessories that can make your prostate massage experience a little easier and more pleasurable. The first thing you are going to need is a good lube that is compatible with your toy or toys. If you are unsure about which lubes play best with which materials, you'll want to check out our lube guide to get a better handle on what works for you and your toys. If you don't want to have to think about it, water-based lubes play with any toy!
The second thing you might want to consider is a good lube shooter. I prefer this one because it has a silicone design that is soft and comfortable and it has a large enough reservoir to hold a sufficient amount of lube. Good anal fun is neither without enough lube!