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CyberTech Harness | BLACK

CyberTech Harness | BLACK

Regular price $ 39.00 USD
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✨ Don't Forget the Lube 💦

Unleash Your Inner Tech God with the CyberTech Harness | BLACK!

Hey there, fabulous! Get ready to strut your stuff with the CyberTech Harness | BLACK. This is not just any harness, honey; it’s your ticket to stealing the spotlight and turning every head in the room! 💥 Dive into the world of cyber-chic and watch jaws drop like it’s your personal catwalk!

Features That Will Make You Shine!

  • Futuristic Tech-Inspired Design: Look hotter than a laptop on full charge while dancing like no one’s watching! ⚡
  • Stretch Elastic Harness: It moves with you, darling! Forget awkward wedgies—just snug, sweet bliss!
  • Fully Adjustable: One size fits most, so everyone can join in on the cyber fun, sugar!

Technical Details to Geek Out Over:

  • Material: 70% Nylon, 10% Polyester, 20% Spandex – soft enough for those wild weekend escapades!
  • Care: Hand Wash, Air Dry – because we all know you don’t want to lose that harness shine!
  • Designed in Our NYC Studio: Made with love and a sprinkle of fabulousness!

Why You Absolutely Need This in Your Life!

Picture this: It’s Saturday night, the bass is pumping, and you’re ready to own that dance floor. But wait! Feeling as underdressed as a drag queen in a library? Fear not! Slip into the CyberTech Harness | BLACK and watch your transformation into the main event! Your friends will be yelling "Yaaas, Queen!" while your crush might just swoon harder than a diva meeting their idol! ❤️

Whether you’re flaunting your fabulousness at a pride parade or sipping cocktails at a chic bar, this harness has got your back (and the front too!). It’s time to unleash your inner tech fantasy and let the world know that you mean business. Don’t just blend in—*stand out* in all your fabulous glory with the CyberTech Harness. Grab yours today, and prepare for compliments that’ll leave you blushing like a cherry! 🍒🕺✨

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