Fuck Water H2O
Fuck Water H2O
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Dive into a world of slippery ecstasy with Fuck Water's H2-OMG, the premium water-based lube that combines the mind-blowing staying power of their legendary silicone formula with the easy-breezy cleanup you've been craving! You'll feel like you're gliding on a cloud of pure, liquid bliss, without any sticky aftermath.
Get ready to be swept away by H2-OMG's slick features:
💧 Aqua-Riffic: Water-based goodness for a lighter, more versatile texture that's perfect for any steamy rendezvous.
💧 Long-Lasting Love: This lube is in it for the long haul, with jaw-dropping staying power that'll keep you going 'til the break of dawn.
💧 Glycerin-Free Glory: Wave goodbye to irritation and hello to silky-smooth satisfaction.
💧 Size Matters: Available in 2, 4, 8, and 16 oz bottles, so you can choose the perfect partner for your slippery escapades.
So, grab a bottle of H2-OMG today and let the tidal wave of pleasure wash over you! We guarantee you'll never look back.
works good for dildos. like that its available in larger sizes so no worries about running out
Slick, no mess, safe for all my toys, and easy to clean up. Dries up somewhat quick, but that’s expected.
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