Sport Fucker Half Guard
Sport Fucker Half Guard
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Your balls, front and center
A stretchy ball splitter cock ring: the ring sits around your cock and balls at the base, and a curved strap goes behind your balls and pushes them out and forward. Snug at the base of your cock, and a bulge that shows through jeans.
Best forGuys who like their cock and balls on display for him, in shorts or out of them.
Home from the gay sports bar after the playoff game, the Half Guard goes on under your oldest cutoffs and he looks at your lap like it's overtime. Those cutoffs have never fit like this. They're on the floor about four minutes later.
- Two jobs in one piece: a ring at the base of your cock and balls, plus a splitter strap that sits behind your balls
- Pushes your balls forward for a rounder, fuller package, in your jock or out of it
- Very stretchy, so it rolls on over your cock and balls and off again without a fight
- Thick, rounded edges all the way round, no thin band to dig into your sack
Ball splitter cock ring size guide
One size, in a silicone and TPR blend that stretches up to 400 percent, so it fits your cock and balls by give, not a fixed number. The opening starts fairly small and feels snug from the first stretch. If you'd rather have no squeeze at the base, an adjustable strap or lasso is your type, or ask Adam in the chat.
How to put on a ball splitter cock ring
- Start soft, with water-based lube on your cock and balls and inside the ring.
- Stretch the main ring open and push your balls, then your cock, through it to the base.
- Hook the curved strap down behind your balls so they sit forward of it.
- To take it off, slip the strap off first, then roll the ring off your cock and ease your balls out one at a time.
Care
Wash before and after each use, pat dry with a soft cotton towel and let it air dry completely. Store it apart from other toys, away from heat and sunlight.
SafetyTake it off after about 30 minutes, and right away if you feel numbness, coldness or pain.
The details
- Glows in the dark
- Fit
- One size, stretches up to 400 percentFits by give, not a fixed number
- Material
- Silicone, TPRPorous: use a condom if you share it
- Lube
- Water-based

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