VeDO Hummer 2.0 Masturbator
VeDO Hummer 2.0 Masturbator
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A blowjob machine with nine gears
A hands-free blowjob machine: a plug-in pump sucks and releases through a hose into a textured sleeve, so you lie back while it works your cock. Six manual speeds and eight automatic modes, all on a remote.
Best forGuys who want to lie back and get their cock serviced, no small talk required.
Home from the gay spa in the robe you swear you paid for, still warm from a steam room full of men pretending not to look. The Hummer is plugged in by the bed; you lube the sleeve, slide your cock in, lie back and thumb the remote to an automatic mode. Four minutes of it doing whatever it likes, and you stop pretending you were going to nap.
- Real suck-and-release rhythm on your cock from a separate pump, not a buzzing motor in your hand
- Gear one is manual, slow to go; gears two to nine run four-minute automatic sessions you can't predict
- Rows of soft nubs line the sleeve, and it vibrates on its own, so it doubles as a standalone vibrating stroker for your cock
- Small remote, so your hands can be anywhere else
Blowjob machine size guide
The sleeve is 6.5 in deep, soft and flexible. The Hummer needs a penis at least 1.25 in across (roughly 4 in around) to seal and work properly, so measure your cock hard before you buy. Slimmer than that? A handheld squeeze stroker suits you better, or ask Adam in the chat.
How to use the Hummer 2.0 blowjob machine
- Plug in the base and connect the sleeve with the long or short hose from the box.
- Lube your cock and the inside of the sleeve with plenty of water-based lube, then slide your cock in once you're hard.
- Use Power and Mode on the base or the remote: gear one is manual, two to nine are automatic. The sleeve's own button starts its vibration.
- Switch off before you pull your cock out, so the suction lets go.
Care
Use plenty of water-based lubricant. The sleeve detaches from the machine for cleaning; follow the steps in the included manual.
SafetyDiscontinue use if irritation or discomfort occurs. To avoid injury or aggravating pre-existing skin conditions, do not use on swollen or inflamed areas or skin lacerations.
The details
- Hands-free
- Remote control
- Glows in the dark
- Canal length
- 6.5 in (16.5 cm)
- Ends
- Hose port on the closed far endHose links the sleeve to the suction unit
- Material
- Silicone, TPE, ABS Plastic
- Feel
- Textured sleeve, 6.5 in (16.5 cm) deepVibrates on its own too
- Lube
- Water-basedSilicone lube can wear down a silicone toy
- Power
- Plug-in
- Modes
- 8 patterns, 6 speeds

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