Pleasure Collection Matte Finish Crop
Pleasure Collection Matte Finish Crop
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Get Ready to Whip it Real Good! 🍑
Introducing the Pleasure Collection Matte Finish Crop, because nothing says "I’m ready to have some fun" quite like a tool that’s as fabulous as you are! This sassy little number is designed for those who know how to bring the sparkle to any situation—just like your personality! 💅✨
Technical Details to Make You Go "Ooh La La!"
- Length: Overall a whopping 23.5 inches of pure excitement!
- Handle: A fabulous 7-inch matte finish diamond printed handle for that extra grip—because we all know what happens when things get slippery! 😏
- Tails: Soft 5-inch vegan leather tails for when you want to give a little tease without the real thing!
- Tip: 3.75 inches long and 1.5 inches wide—perfect for those who like things just the right size! 🍆
- Wrist strap: 11-inch circumference because we’re all about that secure fit! (No one likes a runaway crop!)
- Materials: Crafted from vegan leather and metal—saving the planet one sassy slap at a time! 🌍💖
Why You Need This Crop in Your Life
So, you’ve been feeling a bit frisky lately, huh? Maybe your last night out didn’t end with a bang, or perhaps your last toy was more “meh” than “magnificent.” Enter the Pleasure Collection Matte Finish Crop—your new partner in crime for all things cheeky and mischievous. This little gem is not just a pretty face; it’s a statement piece that says, “I’m here for a good time, not a long time!” 🎉
Whether you’re looking to add a dash of spice to your bedroom antics or want to be the life of the party with a playful tease, this crop has got your back (and your front, if you catch my drift). So grab it, flaunt it, and let the good times roll—because life’s too short for boring toys! 😘
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